I don't think I'm overly impressed with my new aerodynamic deodorant bottle. Unilever brands such as 'Sure' and 'Dove' [it's probably all the same pore clogging gloop], have been turned upside down [genius] in an effort to keep their balls rolling.
But my ball is still drying up. It still needs to be rolled with my fingers to get it going properly. And I don't like the way the bottle tapers and goes all thin. I want something bigger and thicker. Something I can get a firm grip of. There should be some kind of pump action delivery system . . . . I want bigger balls . .
Should I write to Unilever and complain?