Tuesday, 26 August 2008

Scarlet's Credit Crunching Tip of the Day . . .

. . . Growing a long fringe will save money on Botox . . . . and possibly on eye-shadow, mascara and even lipstick . . .

6 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Why not go the whole hog and wear a mask? Looks are overrated anyway, we gorillas focus more on the firmness of the rump.

scarlet-blue said...

Are gorillas fond of tulips as well?

Gorilla Bananas said...

I haven't actually tasted one, but I'm sure they're delicious.

~Static~ said...

I've also found that a long fringe hides the lobotomy scars. Speaking from personal experience, of course.

scarlet-blue said...

Hello Mr Static . . . well you're a scary chap aren't you?!

I will be back to visit both you and Gorilla Bananas whenever I need a laugh . . . which is quite often then . . .

Sx

~Static~ said...

Heyas Scarlet-Blue, nah I'm not that scary. Just a bit rough around the edges you might say.

Please do stop by anytime as I will be doing the same.

=D

Cya when I c's ya!