It's December 6th. It's cold in England; some parts have already had snow. Lots of people have been complaining about all the nasty bugs that are doing the rounds, well it's that time of year isn't it? It's what we expect. And now I am a victim of a nasty bug . . . it woke me up in the night and this is what the bugger looks like . . .
. . . I mean . . . what the hell is this creature doing in my bedroom? Perhaps I have the central heating turned up too high . . .