Blowing Hot and Cold
Get well soon. Thinking of you.
A foot-pump? A puncture repair kit? Is this, like, a sex thing? I don't get it.
Hmm. You seem to have developed ideas above your station, Scarla. NHS or going private?
Oh, and when you're all patched-up, if you need somewhere to recuperate, there's always a spare bed in sunny Norfolk.
I have a Mickey Mouse bandaid you can try. Of course they pull off the healed bits when you remove it but it looks cute.
Sometimes a good pumping just isn't enough. Best wishes for the re-fit, Miss Scarlet.
Hope you can find an expert who will be successful in rectifying your problem. I have a tame one who takes care of that sort of thing.
It you need testing when your fixed I'd be happy to help. I have format training in running diagnostics and test procedures...
Good luck, I could do with a bit of a fix myself.
take care, sugar! sending warm thoughts from georgia to you. xoxox
Best wishes for a speedy and complete recovery! :)
Ah, you got one of those inflatable blogs. I looked at them myself - convenient, light, portable, but with my claws it would have been a disaster...Hope all's well soon.Puss
Oh dear, S. Still, comes to us all eventually. Good luck!
Would it help if I kissed it better?
Darling...I hope you have a lovely handsome male nurse to make you chicken soup and pump up the relevant parts. Get well dear lady.
Escaping gas is a terrible affliction , just ask Miss MJ
I do hope that you find someone well-equiped to pump to help with a decent sized blow rather than just a little puff.
I could get Richard Gere to rub Vicks on your chest - if it would help at all!?
Would it be better to get Vic to rub Richard Gere on your chest?If it's anything like the first or second bout of it I had in November you'd be sensible to stay indoors with a gallon of pomegranate juice and lots of hot lemony drinks.
Oh, for heaven's sake! We see here as good an example of the herd instinct since that lunatic shepherd ran wild on One Man And His Dog. Stop kvetching! There is absolutely nothing wrong with Scarlet, she has merely run out of steam and is watching Pro-Celebrity Darts in a barely-laundered bathrobe. Occasionally, she rams the remains of a Terry's Chocolate Orange into her mouth and pledges to clean her teeth by Thursday. It is the post-Christmas malaise that is affecting her; nothing worse. And I would like to see her deny it. Scarlet, am I right?
"I am away for necessary repairs"... and Mrs Pouncer is back, hmmmm, interesting...
It's a fair cop, Gadjo, and you are right. I am Scarlet. One of my better inventions, admittedly, but not good enough to pull the wool over your squinty eyes. It was becoming impossible to be Mrs P, Scarlet and the four other identities I maintain, so I am forced to put one to pasture for a while, and I have chosen Scarlet. However, I hope that my readership here will rush over to Mrs Pouncer's page and re-kindle the raggle-taggle camaraderie that I have worked so hard to establish over the past few months.
Hello to everyone who has been kind enough to drop by to leave a message. I am knackered, drained and buggy - probably caught something from the fish kiss on New Year's Eve. And Mrs P is quite right I am sucking on my chocolate orange in a festering bathrobe and I have yet to clean my teeth. How did she know???I will back to normal, fully inflated with my tits pointing forward, very soon...Sxxx
You just rest there, young lady, on the chair I have placed by the window.By the way, s-b, it was Mrs P who used the line from that poem - yes the coincidence came via you, if only you'd known!
Oh Dave... please don't... where is the chair...Sx
Can I offer you a cup of tea? I'm just partaking of an earl grey and a tea cake; I can rustle one up for you, if you like.
That would be very nice Dave, thank you, what a gentle soul you are. Would you like a gingernut?Sx
Renowned for being a gentleman. not sure about gingernuts though.
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