Never let the sun go down behind closed curtains.
Heels are good for pulling, but flats are needed for running away when you've had enough.
A problem shared is gossip material.
There's more than one way to peel a fish finger.
Always carry a Toilet Duck.
Two wrongs aren't as bad as three.
It's never over until somebody starts singing... and even this can go on for some time.
A bird in the bush is artistic trimming.