Sunday, 8 March 2009

A Jolly Jaunt


Right my friends... I'm off for a jolly jaunt at the seaside. I'm going to collect some fossils for Mr Dave, eat some of Pat's mini rolls and quite possibly flash my knickers at a few passing gentleman [well it's too chilly for a bikini].

I'll be back on Wednesday evening unless I get waylaid by the Milktray Man on my travels. Live in hope.

Take care and play nice,
Sx

44 comments:

Gyppo Byard said...

Collecting fossils? Where are you off too? (Just curious, and interested in paleontology, not just in seeing flashed knickers. Honest.)

scarlet-blue said...

Mr Gyppo: Lyme regis.. I have packed my Meryl Streep cape!
Take care - must dash....
Sx

xl said...

Have a wonderful holiday!

savannah said...

have fun and send me a postcard! xoxoxo

Jimmy Bastard said...

Have fun doll, and remember your lock-jaw.. we wouldnae want yet another auld fossil coming to any harm.

Eryl Shields said...

Oh, I love the seaside and I hear Lyme Regis is gorgeous. Beware of icy winds when flashing those knickers, best make them thermal.

The Dirty Rat said...

See you on The Cobb, I look like... well, a rat.

Geoff said...

It's a bit chilly in the sea. The Milktray Man has scoffed all the chocolates, put on ten stone and is under a layer of goose fat to keep himself warm.

MJ said...

I thought you didn't wear knickers.

Dave said...

Have a lovely time.

PI said...

Just don't get laid on the way. Sorry about that I blame wee Jimmy.
Careful walking on the jetty thingy - it gets very slippery.

:: Wendy :: said...

don't forget to eat at least one '99 even if its during a snow storm, it just has to be done. Feel a fossil for me
W x

Jimmy Bastard said...

Pat, with Scarlets rather large feet, there is as much chance of her slipping as me of entering through the pearly gates.

Just take a look at the footprints on her mucky kitchen floor.

KAZ said...

So glad you’re going on hols.
I feel less guilty now.

Autolycus said...

Flash your knickers? Surely not, You always struck me as a nice girl:

http://www.premierpostal.com/jpg3003/3003880_.jpg

CyberPete said...

Have a good one darling!

Madame DeFarge said...

All you need is a brooding Jeremy Irons. Which is true of many of us. Enjoy!

mutleythedog said...

I live at the seaside... on the seafront at Folkestone. You are welcome yo visit any time...

Kevin Musgrove said...

We are all getting sticks of rock upon your return, aren't we?

eroswings said...

WV: Zingless,

Because that's how we feel without you. You put the zing in amazing! Have a great vacation! Hope you enjoy it. We'll miss ya!

Gadjo Dilo said...

What on earth is that poster advertising??

Clyde said...

Ok, I'll keep an eye out for you----Oh, another seaside---
Geez, and I was looking for 4'11" blondes
All I could find was Golden Retrievers

Kate Lord Brown said...

Bon voyage! Make those knickers thermal (long johns even better ;)

Polly said...

Lyme Regis is a great idea at this time of a year. Thermal knickers sound like a good plan though.

BEAST said...

I hear Lyme regis is a seething cesspool of depravity and sin
I hope you come back in one peice !

gilbert the alien said...

I went to Lyme Regis once. It was shut.

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

Have a winkle on the prom. (That'll confuse the Yanks).

Clyde said...

But it is fine weather by the seaside---
Some come and flash what you like.
I've stocked up on chocolate, Bailey's Irish Cream, Hazelnut Liqueur

Donn Coppens said...

Waylaid sounds much more rewarding than just laid..
Waaaay better!

And please quit selling yourself short..raise the bar..
there's no need to limit yourself to collecting fossils?!

I'm certain that there are plenty of suitable, young, studs who'd be more than willing to have a go.

toodaloo!

EmmaK said...

ooh have some cockles and mussels on me darling!

Gorilla Bananas said...

The thought of you paddling at the English seaside makes me shiver, Miss Scarlet. I'll take you somewhere where you can bathe your feet in warm water.

CyberPete said...

Are you back yet?

Dave said...

I suspect you are. Is my fossil in the post?

Glamourpuss said...

Love that pic - Elvgren was a genius. Happy hols!

Puss

scarlet-blue said...

Hello!!!!
I am back!!!!!
What's all this about me having large feet? They are dainty, I'll have you know... and yes I did have ice-cream... and fish 'n chips.
Folkstone will be my next stop... and yes I did bring back a stick of rock [well the milk tray man was nowhere to be seen]... I did shiver as it was chilly... and Lyme Regis is a cesspool of depravity [I lost my knickers]... and sadly I was arrested for fiddling with a fossil...
I have pics!!!!! They were taken with my phone... so they probably won't be brilliant... remember that my eyesight is poor as well...
It was a pleasant break, but it's always good to come home.
Sx

CyberPete said...

Yay!

Dave said...

The postcard hasn't arrived yet.

Ché l'écossais said...

Eh oh er just 'cause I is polite, thank you verily for the bums-up.

By which I mean - feedback is always nice - >insert smiley picture here<.

scarlet-blue said...

Hello Pete and Dave, it's nice to be home... and I am hastily writing postcards...
Mr Scots! I've just come back from yours!
Sx

scarlet-blue said...

I'm off to bed soon, I'm knackered. Crikey... I'm 'Twittering' in my comments box..
I have lots of blogs to catch up with tomorrow.
Sx

:: Wendy :: said...

Is their a 'wanted' poster for your lost nickers? can we see it/them?

Ponita said...

Glad you had a nice time, Scarlet. Now to warm up.

I've tagged you for a meme. Details at my place. ;-)

CyberPete said...

I have a new address so don't send it just now.

scarlet-blue said...

Wendy: Now there's an idea!!!

Ponita: I am gradually thawing out! And than you for the tag.

Pete: It'll probably go half way around the world before it finds you...
How's the competition going? Can I have the shoes if I don't win the shorts?

Sx