Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Getting Ready

There will be no more proper posts from me this week cos it's nearly Easter and I am winding down to do lots of this....



Getting ready to suck eggs...


***UPDATE*** 10th April 2009
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS P!!!


For sending BEST WISHES and sloppy kisses.

34 comments:

Emerson Marks said...

I've been attacked by creme egg missiles. Let me tell you, the outer choc layer is thicker than you think. To achieve such an explosion as in this video clip would cause concussion. I'm sure of it.

fairyhedgehog said...

Yay, go suck eggs Scarlet. (In the nicest possible way.)

I'm avoiding sugar at the moment so I shan't be doing Easter eggs. Sucking fluffy chick decorations just isn't the same.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Mr Marks: True! That egg must have been fired from a canon! The chocolate on a creme egg takes some licking.

Fairyhedgehog: I am going to indulge! But I probably won't have too many.
No, sucking fluffy chick decorations doesn't really have the same appeal...

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underOvr (aka The U) said...

Hi Scarlet,

By now I'm assuming that you're off to do that thing you do this time of year.

Once again you've stumped me with something I'm unfamilar with. I asked some of the brothas, "Any one of you know something about creme eggs?"

(silence and blank stares)

............

"Anybody see the Cubs game last night?"

(chorus of laughter followed by a response from the brothas)

"He got dat dry, witty humor.....Yeah!"

Dave said...

Enjoy yourself. I wish I could.

sarah said...

yuk I hate cream eggs, I hate the way the goo sticks all over your fingers, then in your hair, on your jeans, up your nose....horrid

Have a yummy Easter

Dave sounds as if he might need a few cream eggs thrown at him....

xl said...

I would have been a nuisance at that filming -- licking the remains of the creme egg off the lens.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Miss Scarlet, I have a giant egg for you to snuggle inside when you visit the Congo. I shall sit on it myself and hatch you out when you're ready to party.

Kevin Musgrove said...

I feel that one of us should speak up in favour of licking fluffy chicks

Lulu LaBonne said...

Who are you firing the eggs at Scarlet? Do you lick the goo off the victim once they're splattered?

Photos please

WV = cheessec

PI said...

I have a large box of Thorntons which i got for my birthday. I must be strong. Have a happy Easter Egg.

Mrs Pouncer said...

Scarla, off topic, but they sell cock rings in Tesco. Honest to God; saw them with my own eyes. And in this holy season of Lent. Has the world gone mad?

MJ said...

How do you train for this event?

Oh Hai XL!

Scarlet-Blue said...

Mr U: You are deprived! I thought Creme Egg got everywhere...

Dave: Oh come on man, pull yourself together, treat yourself to an egg!

Sarah: Erm... have you been rolling in the sheets with a Cadbury's Creme Egg?

Mr XL: Yep, I would have been a nuisance too. I would have stolen the egg before it hit the screen.

Mr Bananas: Will this egg be made of chocolate? Will it also have lots of goo?

Kev: Erm... I'm more in favour of licking fluffy cocks. Don't blame me for this comment; I've just read Mrs P's post and it was the first thing that sprang to mind. She is a very bad influence.

Lulu: Do you lick the goo off the victim once they're splattered?

This is a very good idea but I think it'll take more sucking than licking to get all that goo off.

Pat: Drool... I love Thornton's Viennese Truffles... they melt in the mouth...

Mrs P: I have read about the cock rings... and the lube. You are a very bad influence... look what I ended up saying to Kev...

Sx

Scarlet-Blue said...

MJ: Well, I'd just aim and fire, but HERE is someone who might take training sessions a little more seriously than me...
Sx

donncoppens said...

Could that possibly be any less subtle? The producer must have given up intercourse for lent.

An egg, some chocolate, some creme, a rubber, the tension, the ooooh oooh, the release, the splat!

It's bloody well pornographic.

EmmaK said...

There is definately something wrong with me. I can't even eat one Cadbury's egg without getting a sugar headache.

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

I'm going to nibble a whole load of little Galler eggs.

Happy Easter Scarlet!

KAZ said...

I don't like Cream eggs :(
But I could do with that elastic band - I was looking for one this morning without any luck ...........I'll celebrate Easter with a bumper bar of Fruit and Nut as usual.

Whirlochre said...

I ducked. So I'm a chicken. But the egg came first, right?

Scarlet-Blue said...

Mr Coppens: I love the way the egg strips off its foil as it gets ready for some hot creaming action...

Emma: I don't really eat that many of them.. but I do like the goo. My Mum started all this by giving me walnut whips.

Daphne: I've actually got my eye on a whopping designer egg from.. er.. Waitrose... well, it's all marbled chocolate and it's huge.

Kaz: I think I'm the only person who does like them... I actually really like the whole of this ad campaign as well; the last one in the series is kind of disrespectful, but I still quite like it.

Mr Whirly: No, I think the duck came first. Oh. I've just thought of something very rude. I'll shut up... blame Mrs P, she's put ideas into my head.

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Dave said...

I don't like cream eggs. I find the goo sticks all over Sarah's fingers, then in her hair, on her jeans, up her nose...

savannah said...

cadbury mini eggs, sugar...that's it for me *sigh*

Polly said...

Enjoy the eggs

Only you won't even notice before you'll have 20 and start feeling very guilty about it... that's why they're evil.

Have a good break.

Polly
x

Scarlet-Blue said...

Dave: Well I had wondered...

Savannah: I had an Aero mini egg this evening. It wasn't quite the same.

Polly: I think I've eaten three in a row before... but that was along time ago! Yes, for this they are evil...

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Ponita in Real Life said...

Ooooo! Yes, Savannah! Mini eggs are *the* best..... I eat way too many of those....

Gadjo Dilo said...

For some reason I feel a bit nauseous. What was that all about? Knowing the way advertisers work, it's probably based on a scene from a 1960s French art film.

Madame DeFarge said...

As I'm also stuffing my face with the aforementioned creme eggs (and dipped into hot chocolate for an extra treat), I shall think of you as I feel the sudden onset of the sugar.

I want more!

Famulus said...

Cadbury don't *actually* make a bad product do they? A couple are a little misguided, or at least misshapen, but generally they all involve good choccy and no cabbage.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Ponita: Ah... yep, the bags of mini eggs are the way to ruin.

Gadj: Or maybe it's something to do with David Lynch. He had a thing about chickens, didn't he?

Madame D: I dunked my Aero egg in my tea and the bubbly centre evaporated... it was quite distressing....

Fammy: And the word 'Cadbury' always makes me think of hot chocolate and warm bits.

Sx

Kevin Musgrove said...

Is it Mrs. P's birthday? I wish we'd known.

(-:

mutleythedog said...

They melt if you insert them in your anus... thats useful to know right?

eroswings said...

Luv eating those chocolate cream eggs! I luv licking all that good stuff, sticking my tongue in that warm moist hole to taste that delectable goodness.

Happy Easter!

and

Happy Birthday, Mrs P!

Scarlet-Blue said...

Kev: Mrs P didn't want to make a big thing of it, you know how she is...

Mr Mutts: Well I've found that any type of chocolate eventually melts if you stick it in your anus. It's a crying shame.

Mr Swings: *Blushed and flustered* SX

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