Emerson [Bless 'im] has given me The Sexy Blogger Award!
Oh Emerson, how wrong you are! I am not sexy. I am smutty and mucky. But I will accept the award nonetheless. It will look pretty on my sidebar [cos it's red]. Anyhow to accept the award I have to list 5 things that make me smutty [only 5?]. Okay then....
1) I know how to dunk.
2) I like the goo from Cadbury's Creme Eggs.
3) I have a carpet burn on my nose.
4) I know that oranges are best served up with a black bin liner and a length of white cable.
5) And finally, if Mrs P is a culinary four course extravaganza, served in only the best restaurants in town [such as Claridges], then I am a Pot Noodle gobbled up down a back alley - a grubby secret yet instantly gratifying...
I'd like to pass this award on to Eryl because she oozes sex appeal.