Friday, 1 May 2009

Pot Noodle

Emerson [Bless 'im] has given me The Sexy Blogger Award!


Oh Emerson, how wrong you are! I am not sexy. I am smutty and mucky. But I will accept the award nonetheless. It will look pretty on my sidebar [cos it's red]. Anyhow to accept the award I have to list 5 things that make me smutty [only 5?]. Okay then....

1) I know how to dunk.

2) I like the goo from Cadbury's Creme Eggs.

3) I have a carpet burn on my nose.

4) I know that oranges are best served up with a black bin liner and a length of white cable.

5) And finally, if Mrs P is a culinary four course extravaganza, served in only the best restaurants in town [such as Claridges], then I am a Pot Noodle gobbled up down a back alley - a grubby secret yet instantly gratifying...



I'd like to pass this award on to Eryl because she oozes sex appeal.

44 comments:

BEAST said...

Mmmmmm Chicken and Mushroom pot Noodle is food of the gods

BEAST said...

I am a leftover Fray Bentos pie served with Cadburies smash and Lidl tinned peas

Scarlet-Blue said...

Mr Beastie: You are very kind! I certainly am Chicken and mushroom pot noodle!
Fray Bentos pie? Leftover? I think you're fresh... Yum.
Sx

PI said...

I can honestly say I've never had one.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Pat: Spoiling the plot, and possibly the pot, nor have I!! But I loved this series of adverts.
Sx

EmmaK said...

Intrigued by carpet burn on nose. Clearly due to sex on carpet but why nose touching carpet surely pillow could have been used? Maybe I am getting wrong end of stick??

Sarah said...

EmmaK ...clearly you are not smutty enough!

MJ said...

Count me in as another who has never tasted the culinary delight that is the Pot Noodle.

I haven't lived.

Beast tastes like he's gone a little off.

I believe he has passed his sell-by date.

Dave said...

I can think of no food group that adequately describes me.

Oh. Tub of lard has just sprung to mind.

underOvr (aka The U) said...

Scarlet,

I don't know about Pot Noodle...interesting commercial but it didn't give me thoughts of soup.

Congrats on the sexy award.

U

Whirlochre said...

Strapping an empty pot noodle carton to your face would protect you from the burn of even the most nylon-rich carpet tiles.

Plus — you'd ooze smut.

Ponita in Real Life said...

No Pot Noodle here either. Must be a Brit thing... again...

We have very boring tv adverts here in the Colonies...

Scarlet-Blue said...

Bugger! I just lost all my replies!

EmmaK: Truth be known I was carrying some coconut matting home from the shops and I walked into a lamp post and scuffed my nose,
but...
Sarah: I have had some interesting carpet burns in my time, but not recently! And Miss K does know a thing or two about smut...

MJ: Goodness me! Have you been licking Mr Beastie? Was this wise? Did he taste of banana puree?

Dave: No, no, no! You are not a tub of lard. You are bread and butter pudding.

Mr U: Would you like thoughts of soup? If you were soup, which type would you be?

Mr Whirly: I would also resemble my idol, Miss Piggy... worth a try...

Ponita: Count yourself lucky! Pot Noodle is a slippery slope... look at Mr Beastie.

Sx

fairyhedgehog said...

Congratulations on the award! Your true inner qualities have now been recognised!

Emerson Marks said...

Emma K: Why nose touching carpet indeed? Didn't know that Scarlet was that way inclined.

Eryl Shields said...

I have actually tasted pot noodle, I don't know what flavour but it reminded me of a cheese and onion crisps and spam sandwich.

Thank you much for passing your award on to me, I will do my best to live up to your expectations in the nest day or two.

KAZ said...

I heard your namesake Scarlett Johansson say 'I'm not beautiful but I am sexy' in some Woody Allen film about tennis. And now you say you're not sexy but you are smutty.
Where will it all end - in the back alley I suppose.
I just love back alleys.

Donn Coppens said...

Those instantly gratifying, grubby secrets gobbled up down a back alley are precisely the ones that you never forget..
unless of course you were totally hammered...
which you usually are if you are engaging in spontaneous acts of frightfulness whilst out of doors.

Nevertheless, the mere mention of such reckless abandon stiffens my resolve to be more fun at social events.

You are adorable and totally sexy and totally deserving.

Madame DeFarge said...

Scarlet - Personally, I prefer Batchelor's noodles. They come in a better range of flavours.

I've always regarded you very highly in a ladylike way.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Fairyhedgehog: Hmmm... Indeed!

Mr Marks: A good shag pile never hurt anyone... unfortunately I was attacked by some coconut matting. How is Field's? Where is he? He never calls, he never writes... [sorry Mrs P]

Eryl: A spam sandwich and Cheese and Onion crisps? Crikey, I hope I taste better than that..

Kaz: Yeah, back alleys are cool and they have their moments... well, they have plenty of moments.

Mr Coppens: Nothing better than a stiffened resolve at a social event...

Madame D: Please excuse me this lapse...!
In Mrs P's absence you will have to keep me in line and make sure that I keep my stockings up.

Sx

Gorilla Bananas said...

As if you had sex on a carpet, Miss Scarlet! You must have been playing a game of ants and anteaters.

:: Wendy :: said...

cleaerly I've lead a sheltered life and have a lot more to learn, Hoorah! Congratulations ms S may you have enough creame eggs for all egg sucking occassions

CyberPete said...

Oh boy!

xl said...

Does #1 have anything to do with basketball?

Oh Hai MJ!
Oh Hai Ponita!

Kevin Musgrove said...

If memory serves, Pot Noodles taste best if you empty the contents down the sink, swill out the pot and eat that. You get the effects of having been sick with drink in the kitchen without having to count the units.

underOvr (aka The U) said...

Scarlet,

I hope you know that you crack me up! I didn't say, "I would like to ponder soup." The U ain't the Soup Man.

"If you were soup, which type would you be?" hmmmmm (The U tries earnestly to ponder this probing question)....hmmmmm....more hmmmmm's.... I don't think The U would be a soup.

If I were a soup, I would be a soup that a woman would love...the kind of soup a man would buy for his woman (because he knows she's gotta have it).

It there was a soup with some substance and bite when you tasted it, something that was full-bodied...well that's doesn't sound much like a soup now does it? You see my dilemma Scarlet?

U

Scarlet-Blue said...

Mr Bananas: I walked into a lamp post whilst carrying coconut matting and scuffed my nose. Actually it hurt.
I like Anteaters.

Wendy: Thank you! Are we doing lunch soon?

Pete: You're a marsh mellow!!!

Mr XL: I don't know. Does dunking have anything to do with basketball? I was rubbish at netball so I'm probably not the best person to ask.

Kev: Erm.. do you often count your kitchen units? Are they MFI?
Please don't eat pot, it won't do you any good and I'm having enough problems with Dave.

Mr U: You are definitely not soup. I see you as crispy but soft as well... lean too... I shall think about it.

Sx

Have a lovely weekend!!

mapstew said...

Congrats on the award.
Now, Pot Noodles... don't think so. Pig's Trotters... now there's a sexy treat!

eroswings said...

Congratulations!

I luv the noodles in a bowl/cup! They are delicious and flavorful! Just like you! MMMMmmmmm...

BEAST said...

Miss Scarlet , all this public denial of Pot Noodles , honestly do we believe a word of it.
I dont think so
Please ask Miss MJ to stop nibbling my extremities , its very off putting

BEAST said...

Plus I suspect the 'carpet burn' was really a Pot Noodle burn as you could not wait for the delicious noodley snack to cool down.

Lulu LaBonne said...

I love the idea of describing oneself in terms of food - I am a lolly

Gadjo Dilo said...

There's nothing wrong with Pot Noodles, Scarley. You could even make a 4-course dinner using 4 different flavour Pot Noodles - now that's class.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Mr Maps: Pigs trotters!!! LOL, I think I'll drop Miss Piggy as an idol...

Mr Swings: You are a gentleman of impeccable taste!

Mr Beastie: Have you been wiping your extremities with cake to entice Mistress MJ? She won't fall for it you know.
I scuffed my nose whilst carrying a roll of coconut matting - that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Lulu: Yes, you are cool like a lolly but also fun!

Gadj: Do they do a fruit and ice cream pot noodle for dessert? Ick... maybe not!

Sx

Emerson Marks said...

Fields? He's probably putting dirty seed somewhere he shouldn't.

No, he's probably at home. I'll see him and tomorrow and tell him off for you.

savannah said...

congratulations, sugarpie! ;) xoxox

Scarlet-Blue said...

Mr Marks: Yep, tell Fieldsy that there is a large pot noodle waiting for him here. And I must also mention that I've worked out a cheerleading routine for Burridge that utilises pom-poms, a saxophone and a roll of coconut matting [use your imagination].

Savannah: Thank you!!

SXX

having my cake said...

I think Pot Noodle smells better than it tastes...

@BEAST. I thought Lidl tinned peas were rather good, which is more than can be said for Fray Bentos steak and kidney pudding which was truly disgusting.

Eryl Shields said...

Of course, you are deep fried corned beef hash at least!

Scarlet-Blue said...

Ms Cakes: I think a lot of things smell better than they taste!

Eryl: I'm certainly deep fried!

Sx

Famulus said...

'll be baked beans on toast. :-)

Scarlet-Blue said...

Fammy: How about spaghetti hoops on toast?
Sx

Famulus said...

Scarls: Scrummy. :-)

Jake (of Facts and Friction) said...

Hehe cheap, quick and dirty? You sell yourself well ;)

Still, I bet you're very very satisfying, and even a little spicy at times...