Wednesday, 15 July 2009

A Credit Crunching Tip...

....SMILE....and give your tits a lift. Please note that this also works for droopy moobs and saggy jowls.
I am in the process of sifting through my holiday snaps/washing clothes/ironing/catching up with Corrie [Oh, poor Molly]/EastEnders [will Tanya never learn?]/ and I'm still finding myself unable to care about this year's Big Brother [I guess the money is on Charlie, he is the most boring] - Actually, I think I only watch bits of BB so that I can enjoy Charlie Brooker ripping it apart....otherwise I wouldn't get the joke, would I? Anyhow, I will have my holiday slide show prepared by the weekend... I think the seagull may feature again...
Meanwhile, here is a toe-tapping tune.

45 comments:

jekandhyd said...

Thank God you're back Scarlet. Our world has been so drab without you. But now I can feel the radiance of your smile pushing back the clouds and making the very molecules of the air sparkle. On Sunday, whilst helping my son lose his frisby, I saw and heard a wonderful skylark soaring above the downs. I assume that he/she knew that you were back.

Eryl Shields said...

Gosh, more than my toes seem to be tapping, X

EmmaK said...

Thanks for cheering me up doll as my mum is driving me cuckoo.

zIggI said...

nice shoes

Rog said...

Was it Samuel Becket who once said "A man who is tired of big brother is tired of loaf"?

Anyway that's the most clothes I've ever seen on Mrs Aguillera.

PI said...

So much better than the Andrew Sisters!
Scarlet I think Molly is a cow and am really proud of not once watching BB this tine in spite of letting Shane down.
What are moobs?

MJ said...

We here in The Colonies are several months behind you in Corrie episodes.

Tony just found Rosie half-nekkid in the hotel room and Rosie just showed Tony the video on her mobile of Carla kissing Liam.

Excitement!

Jimmy Bastard said...

If such thing as a god exised, I would fall on my knees in front of him and thank him personally for not creating me as a soap opera loving female!

I'm glad you're home doll, I'm sending you my dirty washing.

(I've counted my skimpies reet?)

Dave said...

What is Big Brother?

mago said...

Good to have you back! And there will be lots and lots of seagull-pictures I assume ...

xl said...

That all sounds like a good way to decompress after a holiday. Looking forward to the (seagull?) pix!

Kerrie said...

wow my tits feel more lifted already and I love that song it's a very popular one at jive contests.

jekandhyd said...

Well, I take back my earlier comments. My son has found this clip online. He has now informed me he is dropping out of university and will be joining the navy. I hold you personally responsible. (Although, I suppose, there will now be one less unemployed media studies graduate begging for a job at MacDonalds.)

Lulu LaBonne said...

I'm so far behind with Corrie I've lost the habit - Thank the Lord!

it is lovely to have you back

Geoff said...

Poor Molly?

Yes, having to go away with that cretinous husband of hers for two weeks.

Elizabeth Bradley said...

Fun stuff.

Sarah said...

Scarlet...good to have you back.
I grin constantly to try and keep my tits in 'poke your eye out' check....ha ha . hope you had fun

mapstew said...

Where's me rock?

Welcome home.

xxx

Kevin Musgrove said...

I lost the habit of watching Corrie after Minnie Caldwell died

savannah said...

now that was peppy! welcome home, sugarpie! xoxo

Madame DeFarge said...

Candyman always make me think of the horror film - which is how I usually regard La Belle Christina. Lovely to have you back.

KAZ said...

Well I tapped my toes Scarlet - but the smiling just proved too exhausting.
Sorry.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Mr Jekand: I am pleased to be back, refreshed and revitalised!

Eryl: I think this is the tune I will use to wake myself up for a few weeks.

Emmak: Deep breathing and a bottle of Vodka may help.

Ziggi: Plenty of nice shoes!

Rog: I think I fancy a French stick...

Sx

Apologies, but I am being hugely distracted by a stray cat... I've stupidly fed him salmon and now he's glued to me... hang on a sec...

Scarlet-Blue said...

...I tell cats that I'm a dog person, but they seem convinced otherwise... anyhow...

Pat: Hmmm...Molly, I think the script writers are going to turn her into a bunny-boiler... it's going to be Fatal Attraction all over again, maybe she'll do us a favour and kidnap Rosie again.
Moobs are man boobs. Shane??

MJ: Oh, this story runs and runs!! Where is Betty??? She is our Corrie correspondent. You won't believe how Tony and Maria end up... and a little bit of Fawlty Towers flirts with Emily...

Mr Jimmy: I am blushing whilst pressing your skimpies. I am priviledged.

Dave: Goodness me, Dave! Have you not read 1984?

Mr Mags: I have a shot of a seagull stomping off in a huff after failing to relieve me of my ice-cream... it happens.

Mr XL: There are quite a few coastal shots as well... after a while all beaches look quite similar. Weird.

Kerrie: Now that's on my list of things to do before I get too old - learn to Jive properly! Love it!

Mr Jekand: I like to be a positive influence!
Oh, come on, there are worse subjects than Media Studies....?

Lulu: There are some great lines in Corrie... usually about shrunken tank tops, asymmetrical hemlines and bakery products.
Get back that habit - you know you want to! [?]

Geoff: Give Betty a nudge, Geoff!

Elizabeth: A little bubble gum and a bit of a jiggle!

Sarah: A smile, and a bit of attitude, lifts most things I find.

Mr Maps: What message would you have going through your rock, Mr Maps?

Kev: I think Bobby has turned up on my doorstep... I'll try to get a pic of him...

Savvy: ...and we all need a bit of pep!

Madame D: That was a horrible film, wasn't it? I can't watch that one by myself.
Christina has had her moments!

Kaz: Toe-tapping is enough... in the end it will make you smile.

Scarlet: Don't encourage the cat into the house. FOR GOD'S SAKE NOT ANOTHER STRAY.

Oops... talking to myself again. It's okay, I never listen.

Sx

PI said...

Scarlet: Shane -http://how-you-say-it.blogspot.com/
He's next to you on my side bar. I've met him and he's a sweetie pie.

mapstew said...

My message?

'LOVE'

xxx

Whirlochre said...

It's about time they dug up George Orwell and forcefed these TV glitzoid schmucks on the grisly remains of his long-dead bones.

Either that, or they allow all-comers knobbing in the diary room.

eroswings said...

Welcome Back! I look forward to your pics! I'm so proud of you for climbing that rock! You're definitely adventurous! You've got moxie and grace under fire!

I hope you've found a decent piece of rock candy now that you've returned home.

Good luck with the new cat! You fed it, so it's yours now!

Gadjo Dilo said...

Mmm, nice video. You still haven't told me if you were in Ireland or not!!

Scarlet-Blue said...

Pat: I shall pay Shane a visit!

Mr Maps: You are a lovely sweetheart.

Mr Whirly: It puzzles me that Big Brother has never had a Room 101. Perhaps this is what our living rooms become whilst we're watching?

Mr Swings: I'm liking the word 'moxie'!! Where does it come from?
After your adventures I would have been a real wimp not to climb that cliff.
The cat has vanished today - I reckon it has a woman in every port!

Gadj: The pic does look Irish doesn't it? Close, I suppose - I will reveal all with my little slide show!

Sx

WV: hooky - Hmmmm...

Donn said...

Now that you and mj have mercifully returned perhaps some semblence of order can be restored out here.

The summer doldrums of bloggery are so tedious..I often wonder why I boffer. Looking forward to viewing the highly personal visual record of your vacation.

I trust that there will be plenty of sexsationalism just like last year..heh heh heh heh!

:: Wendy :: said...

wonderful to have you back, looking forward to finding out what you got up to with the Seagul,
X

Shane said...

I see that Patty Pi Pi did flag me up. So good of you to explain the 'moob' phenomenon to dearest Patricia. I'm sure that this newly acquired knowledge will find its way into many of her current conversations.

Unrelated: I share your attitude re Big Brother. This year's smart money: Siavash (nod, wink, etc etc).

And that Aguilera gal - she seems a sport. Something of the burlesque-on-speed about that music video, though.

Wellness, Scarlet-Blue.

Leah said...

ooo...you've reminded me, I'm so scared of all the laundry and re-combobulating my discombobulated self when I return home from road-tripping...

eroswings said...

I've always heard the term 'moxie' to mean gutsy, determined, peppy, and courageous--that's you! I found out that it comes from a soda, Moxie, that was invented in the 1920s, and it's still around in parts of the country. The soda got it's name from a Native American word for courage.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Mr Coppens: It's looking very autumnal here... soon be Christmas!
I think my pics may be a tad disappointing!

Wendy: I'd better not post all of my seagull pics... sometimes I missed and just photographed the sky....

Shane: Hello and Welcome! Hmmm... I'm not convinced that Siavash will win... he's vaguely interesting... but really I haven't watched enough this year to get a proper vibe. I still think it's going to be Charlie?

Leah: Hello Leah! We shall have to raid Infomaniac and steal the houseboys! Or we could ask Mr Beastie...?

Mr Swings: I promise you that the next cat or dog I own will be called Moxie! Even better I think I should change my name to Moxie Blue? Moxie Mauve? Moxie Moo? I shall work on this...

Sx

Betty said...

Welcome home, as everybody around here is saying.

Do we all have to go around to yours for the slideshow, as if it's the 1970's? I remember that sort of stuff from childhood. Very unpleasant. Will have to stock up on Watney's Pale Ale just to get through it ...

Scarlet-Blue said...

Betty: Yep, you will have to come round here... I will make an attractive hedgehog display from sausages on sticks and half a grapefruit... and I will serve crisps, peanuts and cheesey nibbles. But don't worry, the projector will breakdown and the screen will collapse.
Sx

Kevin Musgrove said...

and radish roses and salad cream with a bit of tomato sauce mixed into it?

Scarlet-Blue said...

Kev: ...and peeled cucumber soaked in vinegar...
Sx

Michelle said...

How many Big Brothers are there?

Ours in America just started and I am hooked! Hooked I tell you!

BEAST said...

Every thing is sagging Miss Scarlet , I find a bulldog clip at the back of the neck works best

Scarlet-Blue said...

Michelle: Hello and Welcome!
There are too many Big Brothers... and far too many contestants... they put another five in ours last night... I think ours is going to run until Christmas... I mean why not...?

Mr Beastie:...and sellotape behind the ears... and a lovely pair of Jackie O sunglasses... and a sarong... and a pair of Leopard print sling-backs... and a wonderbra... and a knickerbocker glory... and a game of swing-ball.

Sx

mutleythedog said...

I needed a good smile. Now all I need is a blowjob.

Dave said...

Glad you enjoyed my poem so much that you squealed in delight.