Monday, 24 May 2010

Sad News

I am shocked and saddened to hear of the death of Mutley, author of Mutleythedogsdayout. Mr Mutts was amongst my first handful of commenters... I think he used to turn up in a variety of guises, which is the sort of thing that tickles me. He understood the spirit of the blogosphere and played creatively; he was a quirky chap and although I wasn't as close to him as some, I will miss him
My condolences to his partner, Kate.

Monday, 17 May 2010

Flakey Women


In the UK young women are often found in fields where they are encouraged to follow their artistic pursuits. They are fed on chocolate.

Unfortunately the diet of chocolate and living alone in a field plays havoc not only with their teeth but also with their mental health. Many are found wandering naked amongst the wheat baring their gums to the sun and many haven't even bothered to slap on the sun cream.
If you are visiting a field in the UK anytime soon then please please take with you some spare clothes, a picnic basket of nutritious food and perhaps a colouring book with an assortment of wax crayons. Remember, these women need our help. Thank you.