Wednesday, 9 June 2010

A Little Behind

Good grief.
The things I do to keep people happy... it's a good job I do a bit of yoga or I'd never have been able to get this shot.

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Now that I have illustrated the behind [little or otherwise] can we now have a sensible discussion about the 1940's British economy? Or shall we talk about Wales... or Whales even... or continue the fascination with the Victorian lard sculpting tool, or am I just tempting some very rude comments?

Some rather more explicit images of the behind can be found here and are only suitable for the more discerning viewer.

48 comments:

mago said...

First!

mago said...

And thank you for the link to Ivan!

Rog said...

This is just two cheeky for me.

Lulu LaBonne said...

Next we want to see the tattoo please
xxx

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Mags: The lengths I go to, eh?!

Rog: Bit too cheeky for me as well... I see that Dave has made himself scarce.

Lulu: Maybe on my third bloggy birthday I will reveal more.
[This should give me plenty of time to scarper].

Sx

eroswings said...

What a lovely view! Absolutely stunning!

eroswings said...

Salutations to the Moon!

mapstew said...

Yes, you have a lovely little behind! :¬)

xxx

nick said...

(Thinks, must avoid blatantly sexist comments)

Phew, wot a scorcha!!

And I notice Teddy is having a good look at your top half. The saucy little rascal.

I think the £5 limit was to stop people buying a top-of-the-range but dearer lard sculpting tool on the continent, rather than supporting the domestic lard-sculpting industry. Quite right too.

xl said...

Thank you for the Blue Moon Miss Scarlet!

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Swings: Thank you!

Mr Swings: and I do my sun salutations in the morning!

Mr Maps: And many thanks to you, too!

Nick: Hmmm... yes... my teddy collection...
I really think I should go and lay down in a dark room now. I think I've pulled a muscle.

Mr XL: I am preparing my scarlet moon surprise for my next post. It seems to be a popular subject.

Sx

Princess said...

So you do have a rear view mirror!
Congratulations Miss Scarlet... You are a very brave gurl.
Now where do I collect my fiver from?

TechnoBabe said...

You were just trying to have a serious conversation, right? Oh well, like you say, you do what you gotta do and then get their minds back on the serious stuff.

Dave said...

I think that is the loveliest blog-post I have seen all year.

Whirlochre said...

There's something about this photo that makes me want to hotfoot it to my local fishmonger, purchase a fresh whole salmon, and swing it about like John Major defending the crease at the Oval.

Kim Ayres said...

More interesting than photographing flowers...

donn said...

Your Yogic efforts to date have paid off handsomely.
Cheers!
You've kept your Bottoms Up!
:)

Nikos said...

Have you tried pilates too?

Happy Frog and I said...

Golly, if that's what yoga gets you, where do I sign up?!

I am such a nerd, I got quite excited at the thought of a conversation on the British economy in the 1940s, though the state of meat packing in 1930s Chicago would be even better. I'll get my coat, taxi?!

BEAST said...

This is going down very well with gentlemen of a certain age Miss Scarlet. There will be a run on sanatogen gold you mark my words

MJ said...

What a lovely little parcel it is!

If only I collected photos of laydeez bits instead of mens bottoms.

Roses said...

Fantastic behind Ms Scarlet.

You're so tiny! And perfectly formed.

Eryl Shields said...

Well, it's certainly little. Is the denim body art?

savannah said...

well done, sugar! y'all promised and then provided! xoxoxoo

the eternal worrier is: said...

Nice 501s. I’ve spent far too much time on this post. I now have to go.

The Unbearable Banishment said...

Is that you? Me likee. And the link provided an extra thrill when I had to click through an advise and consent form.

I thought it was going to be just another dull Wednesday afternoon.

kyknoord said...

The 1940s British economy? That would explain the whole bums away! thing.

Mark Sanderson said...

Looks firm to me. Like two boiled eggs.

CyberPete said...

That's a lovely arse!

Now, what are those things around it (White plasticy)?

dinahmow said...

I'm even "more behind" than usual ...
And I do think snug denims beat lycra, hands down!

why would the word verification be "letch" d'you think?

Mitzi said...

You have the buttocks of a Wimbledon champion.

Pat said...

It's Marilyn as I live and breathe!

Kevin Musgrove said...

I think I'm in love.

Did you get that on the Marshal Plan?

ayem8y said...

I’m not sure what Freud would say about the words, “the behind” and “whales” in the same sentence, but I think I have an idea of where your mind was at when you posted. Relax...it’s very attractive. I’m sure it attracts lots of attention and customers. Why I venture to say that in 1940’s British currency it would bring five pounds in notes.

Chairman Bill said...

Levi 501s?

Scarlet Blue said...

I will be back a little later. After the Diazepam kicks in...
Sx

nick said...

Goodness, these comments are just a race to the bottom....

Clyde said...

A very fine view

Scarlet Blue said...

Princess: Brave and Foolish!!

Techybabe: Will anyone ever take me seriously again????

Dave: You are easily pleased!

Mr Whirly: Are you trying to say that you would like to spank me with a wet fish???!

Mr Kim: I think I should have smeared vaseline over my phone camera before taking the pic!

Mr Coppens: The yoghurt massage has also helped.

Nikos: Isn't Pilates a bit difficult?

Happyfroggy: My next post might well be about meat packing in 1930's Chicago... I'll see what I can do. Us nerds should stick together.

Mr Beastie: I acquired shares in Sanatogen Gold before I posted. They have risen to the occasion.

MJ: I am grateful that I have access to your collection... especially to Mr Pirate. He makes me go a bit silly.

Roses: Thank you! I don't often look at my bum... I actually think it's a bit flat [from the side], I suppose I could invest in a bustle?

Eryl: I would love to be daring enough to get my bum painted... but I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon!

Savvy: Yep! That'll teach me to type without thinking!

Mr Worry: Ah! You spotted the old Levi's label... this pair of jeans are seven years old, they started out dark rinse and they are 555's.

Mr Banish: Yes, it is me... having a 'funny' moment.

Mr Kinky: ...or why I've drwn the bottom line...

Mr Marks: ...and thighs that can crack walnuts...

Pete: Thank you, Pete!
...that's just my cotton wool that I hang to the side of my mirror so that I never forget to cleanse before going to bed.

Dinah: I live in denim, from my dark indigo for best, to my most faded cut downs for messing around in the sun. It's just easy.

Mitzi: I could be the new Athena poster girl!

Pat: Marilyn looked good in anything... a great role model.

Kev: I have googled Marshall Plan... and I think I'll stick with the F-Plan for the time being... [I will read it later!]

Mr Pirate: Blimey - a fiver in the 40's... means it'd be worth a bomb these days. I shall make enquiries on ebay.

Mr Chairman: Levi's 555's... but well done on spotting the old label!

Nick: And I'm nearly at the bottom of my comments replies... let's hope Blogger doesn't eat them when I hit enter. Or I will cry.

Mr Clyde: Thank you!!

Sxx

LL Cool Joe said...

Now I know why I wear baggy hip hop jeans that hang half way down my butt. I don't need to have a great arse.

Good to see someone still buys Levi jeans!

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Joe: I've been a Levi's girl since the Nick Kamen advert! Sad. But they fit. This is a very old pair of 555's but I have quite a few pairs of 571 skinnies.
Sx

mago said...

Its fascinating to realize that someone knows the type designation of trousers.
Crazy.
And I'd like to bite in one of these beautiful cheeks.
Küsschen aufs Ärschchen.


(sorry MJ, but it HAS to be!)

KEVIN JACKSON said...

You waste these jeans on Devon .. ? .. !! .. ..

French Fancy said...

Nice trim bum

Heff said...

Thanks for the SHOT OF ASS !

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Mags: A bit of cheek never hurt anyone!

Mr Kevin: 'Fraid so! I've worn them in London too though.

Mrs French: Thank you!

Heff: I aim to please!

Sx

tony said...

When People Post Sexist Remarks Is It Best To Turn The Other Cheek?

Bass Pryce said...

The 1940s British ecoonomy suffered because of the war and I understand we only paid the US debt off recently. And I like Wales, now can we return to yoga and photography