Blowing Hot and Cold
Is this going to involve an increase in user fees?
That thing's moving too fast for me to read. does it say 'nude improved Scarlet?'
New and improved and as seen on TV?
Pardon. Back to tick subscribe box.Oh Hai MJ!
you'd think that after all that beating the bush would learn to be interesting. There's no teaching some garden ornaments
Oh...I thought I could hear heavy breathing...Sorry... No... My mistake...It's just the pooch back from a quick hunt through the bush... Chasing another rabbit...Resume Normal Transmission...
I, too, look forward to a nude bush beating Scarlet!How titillating!
Oh I'm happy with the old and happy with the new and improved version - just so long as you are around I don't mind either.
Ooh very excited about this ..... will keep vigil dunking biscuits into whiskey until the unveiling
I don't think you can be improved upon!
Goodness, will it be a celebrity unveiling? Will there be a small plaque to mark the occasion? And do we get fries with it? I don't think I can wait, I'm in a frenzy of excitement.
*******!!!!!!!!Why are you scaring eveyone like this?????????******(... like to know where my bush beating is ... hate it when people move things around .... mmmummble mumble...)
i like surprises, sugar! (good ones, of course. i had a few too many of the other kind.) xoxoxoxox
Wow! A new update on this blog is an improvement it itself! Never mind moving subtitles...I am AGOG.
Will we have to wear wellingtons?
Oh its like Pearl and Deane . Dont mention bush beating it brings back uncomfortable memories of my Saturday night lesbian buffet
shall I hold my breath?
How does one improve the Hope diamond? Or the sphinxes of Egypt? How?
Is there any room for improvement I ask?
Awaiting your new and improved return with bated breath.... No, I haven't been eating sardines.Will it be soon? How soon? I can't bate my breath forever, you know. xoxo!!
Impoofement means deterioration ... or so I was told ... lets have "before" and "after" bush beating just to compare. And repeat.
Mr XL: There may be a small fee for optional extras.Dave: In your dreams...MJ: Indeed! I will be performing on Britain's Got Talent with my water cannon and juggling act.Mr XL: It has to be done.Wendy: It is a much over prunned bush... more like a twig these days. I think I will add fairy lights to cheer it up... after all, it is nearly Christmas.Missy Princess: Normal tranmission would be a positive step. I've missed blogging during my writing project and I need a break from it. Expect some short pithy posts in this space... or perhaps they'll just be short!Mr Swings: I may be displaying my fluffy pillows... just to keep you interested. Mrs Fancy: I'm a blog addict, I'm sure I'll always be around in some shape or form.Emmak: A women after my own heart! Digestives dunked in Whiskey and milk. Save some for me!Fairyhedgehog: You are much too kind! Thank you!Nick: I do have some plans for some death defying cutting edge posts... they're ones that take a little bit of effort on my part... so I will get my finger out... I literally have a post planned that will make or break me. All things considered, it might be best to save it for Halloween...Mr Kevin: I imagine that you are surrounded by glorious bushes all the time and that they run wild and free through your studio. As they should do.Savvy: This is the time of year for nice surprises! I'm a little worn down by all the shocking shocks as well.Macy: Indeed! Frequent updates may become a regular feature on this blog. I'll see how it goes.Kev: Velvet slingbacks and fluffy ear muffs may be in order... and a flouncy negligee.Mr Beastie: Shouldn't a group of lesbians be called a muffet?Bux: Don't be cheeky!Mr Banish: Well, the Hope diamond would be better without the curse... and then better off in my possession.And the Sphinxes might look better with a bit of rag-roll and stencilling... and even better if they relocated to Shepherd's Bush.But I get your point.Mr Cool: Very kind, but I have been a little out of the loop lately. I enjoy Winter blogging; it cheers up the dark evenings, the dark mornings and the dark afternoons.Ponita: Did you spot my deliberate mistake at Mr Coppen'ss'sss'ss? I think I had baited breath... I haven't checked, but my comment there has been niggling me... I will go look.Mr Mags: And this bog has certainly deteriorated over the summer... or is it a blog?Sx
I'm for old, new borrowed and blue...
Blame it on MJ ...
How do you do that? I'm boggling.
Mr Bene: I'm Old Blue, aren't I? I sound like a faithful old dog.Mr Mags: News on grapevine: MJ is asking why she smells like an old kipper - see IVD's blog for further scandals...Pat: I riffled through Mr Swings's's's's 'Hints and Tips' sidebar.If you want to know how to do anything then visit Mr Swings. He is fab.Unfortunately he can't help me with my punctuation.Sx
Will there be sausages?
Tut.You and your sausage, what am I going to do with you both?Sx
I quite like the old one really..Sorry...
I've not got the legs for a flouncy negligee. [sob]
Will there be cheese and wine at the grand reopening?
Who needs stinky cheese? Bring Wine!
However you are it's just nice to have you around. I am quite excited to see what you have in mind though, X
What can I say, I'm impressed. Moving blog post.Looking forward to something from you...old/new/whatever. With MJ flounced off, Ms Boxer working like a dog and you writing the next Harry Potter, Blogland has turned into a Wild West Town: completely deserted with a bit of tumbleweed blowing down the main street.Reminds me. You missed a bit.
I'm sure you'd never misunderstand my offering to share my sausage with you to be a euphemism.
Put that sausage away Dave , Oh yes its all very funny till someone looses an eye
Oh God, that normally means Im going to be allergic to the new recipe :P
Will Scarlet mk II, the better and improved version of our top model Scarlet Blue, be as flashy as the outgoing model? NO!BETTER! More ooomp! More flashing!Soon here: Scarlet Blue "Two"! Don't miss it!
I have to say I have missed your snarky posts, but I know you are working hard on your writing project. Hope you are doing well. I look forward to seeing what you change on the blog.
I was doing my replies and they vanished! I got thrown out of my own comment box!How? Why?????? I'd got as far as Roses.Sod it.Sx
Kerrie: So do I!Kev: Then we will have to dress you up in fishnets or American tan tights to disguise the offending areas.Madame D: There will be a bucket of Asti Spumante and an extensive platter of finger foods from Iceland [the shop, not the country]. As you can tell I am going upmarket.Mr Mags: Indeed! There will also be a ploughman's luncheon - his name is Charlie, but he needs to lose weight.Eryl: Thank you. I miss not blogging and I feel left out when I'm not around. I do have plans... well one plan - but that's a lot for me!Roses: What did I miss?!! I know, I've missed a lot.Sx
Dave: All this sausage waving is getting the girls excited. Mr Beastie: Quite right, Mr Beastie... Or shall we sit back and watch as Dave gets tangled in his snappy elastic and reinforced gussets.Ms Cakes: I have a special cream for that sort of behaviour.Mr Mags: Lots of OOOMPH and lots of flashing.More of the same only more often!Techybabes: I'm proud of my writing project, but unfortunately I've lost momentum and I have been distracted by other things that I want to do.There is just not enough time in the day! There are so many things that I like doing - and all of them are time consuming, so I have put the project on hold for a while, but I will definitely be going back to it, when I get the yen.Sx
How much longer must we wait, Miss Scarlet?
MJ: I have been writing my next post for over a week! Seriously, - it's not quite working. But ready or not, I will publish the damn thing on Sunday.Sx
Good.I'll check my schedule to make sure I have nothing else going on that day.
I shall sit at home all day, quivering with excitement.(PS photo of you at my place tomorrow.)
*marks calendar to include visit to Dave's blog*
I also have no life, so I will also be waiting by the computer all day Sunday for the exciting event!
Ooh, something exciting to do on Sunday! Normally it's just cleaning the crumbs out of the toaster and changing the dustbag on the hoover.
I hope you're not planning to charge £2000 to see the opening ceremony, like the Olympics.
Sunday is my do-nothing-day.Normally.THIS Sunday will be different.
Oh good, I can retire.
Mr Beastie: *karate chops Mr Beastie's fingers*Nick: Sounds like a jolly could idea.I shall install PayPal...Mr Mags: ...and breathe...Daffers: Good grief, NO! Trust me, it's not going to be that much of an improvement.Sx
...What's a 'could idea'? I think I meant 'good'. Apologies.Sx
It’s The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition over at Donn’s blog!
Still waiting....I would drum my fingers impatiently except I see you're in a violent mood.
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