Sunday, 13 March 2011

Kinky Boots

My birthday is now all done and dusted and Dave has instructed me to move on... so move on I shall.
Miss Norma is currently paying homage to Honor Blackman, whilst Roses is paying homage to her fab new boots. So what could be more appropriate than this short clip for a Sunday morning....



And remember, 20 million women are wearing kinky boots, right now. Pity then, that they couldn't find any to appear in the video.

51 comments:

Dave said...

I shall wear my DMs under my cassock today.

I hope this doesn't get you too excited.

xl said...

I don't have an angora jumper but I do have kangaroo boots.

The Dotterel said...

Well, well... not sure I wanted to know what was beneath Dave's cassock. Too late now, I s'pose. I'm scarred forever.

Scarlet Blue said...

Dave: Are the DM's all that you are wearing beneath your cassock?

Mr XL: Kangaroo boots? Do they help you bounce?

Mr Dotts: Did you catch a glimpse of his black stockings?

...questions, questions, questions...

Sx

Jimmy said...

Aye, 20 million tottering women may be wearing kinky boots dollface, but only 214 of them can walk without falling off of the high heeled variety.

Women walk as they drive... precariously.

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Jimmy: What about when we drive whilst wearing kinky boots???
Sx

Nikos said...

It is indeed a pity that I was forced to travel to Germany to see kinky boots recently or should I say schwuler Stiefel.

MJ said...

When visiting your blog, what is the appropriate footwear to don?

Jimmy said...

No so much drive hen, more like when you'se lot 'steer'. Just like the sweet cattle that you are.

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Nikos: Schwuler Stiefel are stylish and perfect for winter, but the sun has come out today and I feel it is time to slip into a nice pair of kinky Schlinge Rücken.

MJ: I feel that a pair of fluffy red mules with a cone based heel, decorated with diamante are the most suitable footwear for visiting this blog, so that I can hear everyone click-clacking across the cobbles to get here.

Mr Jimmy: MR JIMMY!!!! I will not rise to your baiting!!! I will simply cross my legs and let a fluffy red mule balance elegantly from my well buffed toes.

Sx

kyknoord said...

I have a boot unkinking device if you need one.

Ponita in Real Life said...

Since winter still haunts the wide open Prairies (it is -15C as I type), I shall continue to wear a more practical version of kinky boots.

When the spring thaw arrives, and after the flood receeds, I shall find something more suitable... and less hefty.

63mago said...

I am wearing babouches coming here ... may I still come in?
Did not expect Nikos to look for schwule Stiefel.

nick said...

Hmmm, and how exactly do boots become kinky? If they're worn by a particularly stern dominatrix perhaps? As you say, the video itself is not enlightening. Stilettos may be inherently kinky, but they're not boots.

Roses said...

What a perfect way to celebrate! Honor Blackman and my new boots!

Yay!

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Kinky: No! Please don't snap off the heels!

Ponita: -15c!!! Good gracious! I felt the sun on my skin today - lovely.
And your boots are definitely kinky.

Mr Mags: Yes, you made me jump cos I didn't hear you coming, but I will forgive you.
Mr Nikos has hidden depths - usually in a language that I don't quite understand....

Nick: I know, it's really odd... a video for kinky boots... with no kinky boots...?
You have to wear your boots with a with a pink tutu and a cocktail hat for extra kinkiness.

Roses: And do your boots put you in the mood for kinkiness?

Sx

MJ said...

Luckily, I have a pair of Marabou slippers in my closet.

Scarlet Blue said...

MJ: I would never have thought otherwise.

It's no good... I need to pass out in front of the telly for five minutes....

Sx

MJ said...

Get some rest, Miss Scarlet.

It is fortunate that you don't belong to the Chattering Order of St. Beryl.

I'm not sure you'd be up to all that leaping.

Pat said...

Weren't those winkle pickers just awful?
Thank Heavens for my L'Aigles.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

I must admit, I was surprised at the lack of actual boots in that video. Perhaps we should commission 'Petra to make an alternative video?

Dave said...

Yes.

Lulu LaBonne said...

I'm a huge fan of kinky boots ... and that song xxx

nursemyra said...

the semi naked piano player has some good moves

Nota Bene said...

Kinky boots. written about in the sunday Times today....you are a style leader

Kevin Musgrove said...

Yay! Honor Blackman and loads of black leather. Sigh...

savannah said...

never realized how massively out of date i am, sugar! i wear ballet flats, flip flops, sandals or bare feet depending on the event or time of the year! i do have some high heels, but those are only for show events...as in show up, walk in find a seat and smile! xoxoxox

eroswings said...

Happy B'Ltd Birthday, Scarlet!


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Cheers and Best Wishes for many more years of good friends, good luck, and good times!


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Happy Frog and I said...

I think we should investigate reporting the video for not delivering on its promise. That said, I am far happier in flat boots particularly motorbike boots then the high heeled variety.

So that I do not startle you in my quiet footwear I shall bring a triangle with me to announce my arrival at your blog. x

Scarlet Blue said...

MJ: Apparently they are quiet on Tuesdays. I might join them then.

Pat: I have Googled L'Aigles. I am still known the wiser, but as it's you I imagine they are stylish.

Mr Devine: I think Petra should intervene... plus I think she has Kylie on speed-dial.

Dave: Blimey, you will catch a chill... and frighten small animals that are looking for shelter.

Lulu: I know. It's the best way to be.

Miss Nurse: And the pantomime people [?] seem to be wearing boots whilst miming the alternative dance version of Eastenders.

Nota Bene: When I'm finished here I will seek out a link...

Kev: Just for you!

Savvy: Sadly I am usually be clad in rubber wellies - I suppose this is quite kinky!?
Yay for flip-flops!!

Mr Swings: I don't mind what you're wearing [preferably nothing] - it's lovely to see you!!

Happyfroggy: I shall listen out for the ting in your step. I may even join in with a shimmy on the tamborine.

Sx

Scarlet Blue said...

Pat: I have found the Aigle boots... definitely more stylish than my Dunlops!
SX

Scarlet Blue said...

Nota Bene: The Sunday Times wants me to pay a pound before letting me explore its content.
I will therefore take your word for it that I am on the cutting edge and at one with the zeitgeist.
Sx

Pearl said...

Have a new pair of boots myself, and these boots are made for walkin'.

:-) Little Nancy Sinatra shout-out there...

Pearl

fairyhedgehog said...

I've got trainers with a hole in them. It's not quite the same, is it?

BEAST said...

I have some rather alluring wellies

Eryl said...

My boots got jammed under the car seat (they weren't on my feet at the time) and are definitely kinky now. One is so twisted the zip won't budge. Thank goodness it's nearly flip-flop time.

normadesmond said...

glad you posted this, it is dandy! (you know i liked it)

LL Cool Joe said...

I like women in dm's. Apart from Miley Cyrus

Not that anyone was asking....

Scarlet Blue said...

Pearl: I love the Nancy Sinatra song... I'm sure I've posted it before... just couldn't tell you when!

Fairyhedgehog: You're just saying this to upset me!

Mr Beastie: Black, shiny, thigh-length?

Eryl: Oh Eryl! I don't know what to suggest, other than buy a smart new pair for next year, you have a good excuse.

Miss Norma: We both have the best taste!

Mr Cool: I was asking, in a roundabout fashion. And I have DMs! But don't tell MJ.

Sx

MJ said...

No need to hide your DMs.

KAZ and I used to discuss how we both wear them.

Scarlet Blue said...

MJ: That's alright then! Mine are falling apart and new ones have almost doubled in price because they are fashionable at the moment. The new ones are also a lot lighter and don't feel quite right.
Sx

63mago said...

I have some old working boots (steel cap and all) but I do not want to wear them again.

Mitzi said...

Leather is so kinky! I thought about you today after filling out the census form, if I had remembered you could have filled it in for me with that lovely hand of yours (for a fee of course). They wanted to know the ins and outs of a whores handbag!

Pat said...

They are French and very light weight walking boots (ankle length)with a mesh upper - blissfully comfortable and safe and irreplaceable as they don't seem to do them anymore:(

Scarlet Blue said...

Ha! The Boycotting American Women twit has been sent to my spam box. Ha!

Anyhow, where was I?

Mr Mags: Working boots should only be worn as a fashion statement... not for.. er... work.

Mitzi: You have give me an idea for a calligraphy project! Thank you!

Pat: I have found this website Aigle Boots, but I think you're right, and the boot you are looking for has been discontinued.

Sx

LL Cool Joe said...

I have red, silver, black, brown, white, blue and camoflague dm's. I don't wear them anymore coz they are from my rockabilly days, but I can't throw them away either.

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Cool: You never know when you might want to wear them, I'd hang on to them if I were you.
Sx

nick said...

I doubt if 20 million women are wearing kinky boots right now. They're more likely to be wearing fluffy pink slippers.

Kevin Musgrove said...

I went on a shoe shop expedition yesterday. Kinky boots featured much in the discussion, though I suspect someone will be buying herself some chintz Doc Martins.

CyberPete said...

The movie Kinky Boots is priceless. Love it and if you haven't seen it, you should!

fairyhedgehog said...

@CyberPete, I agree!