First off it found it's way into a comment from Miss Norma on Infomaniac.
It quickly spread around the blogosphere and was next seen loitering in 2005 on Wendy's blog, HERE.
But the most disturbing news is from Mr XL who claims to have seen the comment on the telly, and he sent me this evidence:
Who knows where this will end... I now have a disturbing vision of the missing comment blurting itself out on Question Time, making the headlines in the Financial Times and embarrassing me even further...
LATEST NEWS: Another sighting has just come in from MJ
It appears that the comment has well and truly escaped the internet. It has mutated and is spreading across the globe...
Oh crikey....
Latest Update 7th March - just in from Princess...
Who says: I have found your missing comment lurking in my fabric stash....
The poor little thing was curled up looking rather exhausted from a long journey
What would you like me to do with it now?
And this picture from Mr Auty...
...who says of the comment: It's taken up diplomacy at the highest levels.
Let's just hope that the comment never meets Prince Andrew...
FINAL UPDATE: Last two then, as I think it's time to move on to new posts and comments [missing or otherwise]. Dave has spotted the missing comment making itself at home here...
...and finally, the comment has now been made into a film - as spotted by MJ....
Nick has all the insider gossip on this and has dropped hints that Victoria Wood and Penelope Wilton are starring, whilst Bill Nighy merely features, which is a shame cos I like Bill Nighy...
48 comments:
As long as no one knows who's to blame...
Did we see it on Gaddaffis shirt in one of those Libyan pride marches?
Fairyhedgehog: I have no idea how any of this happened. I am now taking legal action to dissociate myself from the comment.
I have Max Clifford on line 2...
Petra: I do hope not. It is becoming a hideous headache.
Sx
Could be worse, the young lad might have been dressed in a chicken costume like I am now.
xsN
Mr Nikos: I thought you were going to go to the festival as a Kangaroo? I had high hopes for you.
Sx
I saw it at church this morning!
Check your email in a few minutes...I'm sending you proof.
MJ: Oh my goodness.. I will have to steady my nerves with a quick cigarette. It seems that the comment has well and truly escaped the internet. It has mutated and is spreading across the globe...
Sx
I am adding all further sightings to this post...
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I am shocked! I thought MJ attended Our Lady Of The Night church!
Mr XL: The comment has now spread to bakery products... I'm going to be eating my words...
I think there is an Infomanic Chapel in the Infomaniac Manor... close to the beauty salon.
SX
You aren't supposed to start a sentence with the word 'and'. You will be forever remembered as The Girl Who Broke The Rules Of Grammar.
I'll shall be keenly keeping an eye out for it Downunder Miss Scarlet... It may well have been parading at Mardi Gras Last evening in Sydney...
there were some people there refusing to wear bigger pants...
CAKE!!!
I'm told the missing comment was entirely responsible for the partial collapse of the Vodaphone service last week. Apparently it blew into an important microchip junction and caused the adjoining chip pan to catch fire.
I'm reliably informed that despite the comment going missing, it did ultimately wear big pants and felt a lot better for it.
Maybe your comment is responsible for all the youtube-trouble?
May i have the piece of cake with "knitting" written on it?
Took me some effort to undo the ramifications of your comment, Madame!
I thought that comment had appeared as part of a navigation solution in my patented portable crop circle generator this morning, but, in fact, it actually said: "Please can you make it water big plants. And a knitting pattern would be nice" which is code for "turn left in 20 yards are descend to 150 feet."
You can imagine my relief!
Get that free-running cat Bobo (whiska's advert) on the case, he could track down a comment in the most akward of places.
And at least two of us can't publish photos from Picasa. Suddenly.
Is that the fault of the pesky MC?
I bet Lady Gaga will use this comment in her next song. I mean she steals everything that Madonna has ever done so why not you as well?
It appear on my toast this morning - I looked at it and said 'Jesus!'
I saw it on the side of the No. 5 double decker bus as it creaked past my house. Word is spreading.
This is going to be hard to swallow but I have a birthmark that says exactly that. Truly.
this is thrilling!
It's ALIVE!
NOOOOOOOOO.....
I lost my comment replies.
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And Dave: Wot?
Princess: Be careful that it doesn't find it's way onto one of your quilts.
MJ: A fabulous cake!
Nick: I'm just wondering what will happen when my missing comment meets another missing comment. Will there be romance? Will they spawn a pair of frilly knickers and a crocheted bed jacket?
Mr Mags: My solicitor has advised me not to comment on this.
Miss Nurse: I will cut you the appropriate slice.
Mr Mags: Can you work a similar miracle on Picassa?
Mr Devine: Out of curiosity where would please make it wear a knitting pattern. And big pants would be nice take you.
Sx
Wendy: I love that advert, but there is an even better one - watch this space. It's very new and I haven't checked if it's on Youtube yet.
Pat: Oh crikey. My solicitor and Max Clifford are urging me to keep quiet - they fear more missing comments.
Mr Cool: Ha!!! That wouldn't surprise me. And Lady Gaga could do with a pair of big pants...
Lulu: Oh crikey - it has turned to another religion.
Happy froggy: I was watching telly yesterday and caught a snippet of the Conservative Party conference on the news. David Cameron was standing on his podium, waxing lyrical about 'broken Britain', and behind him, instead of the Conservative Party slogan, was my missing comment.
If anyone has a picture of this then please post it here.
Mr Banish: I am so sorry that the comment has captured you.
Miss Norma: It has escaped and it causing chaos across the globe. The world will never be the same.
Mr Kinky: It's alive and last seen heading for South Africa, just after being elegantly embroidered onto Kate Middleton's wedding gown.
Sx
Apologies for typos... too many to mention here!
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Dear Miss Scarlet,
I have found your Missing Comment Darling. I gave me quite a fright hiding in my fabric stash....
you should have mail about now....
Love it, Miss Scarlet. Will print the first one out and stick it on the fridge. Cake reminds me of a friend who makes biscuits with the word 'Arse' embossed. Suggested she calls them Teatime Tourettes - sure your cake would go down well x
It's taken up diplomacy at the highest levels:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/64s3kg7
Princess: You poor thing - it must have given you quite a shock!
Kate: I would check the first edition of your book if I were you... you never know where that comment is lurking...
Mr Auty: Actually, Prince Andrew could get away with using this comment and nobody would bat an eyelid...
Sx
There is news that the comment could be made into a film - more news on this later....
Hmph. My pictures not good enough for you, eh?
*storms off in a huff*
Dave: I am saving yours and MJ's for tomorrow!!!
SXXX
Hmmm.
Ooh, I'm looking forward to the film. I'm sure Penelope Wilton will be in it. And Victoria Wood. And maybe a cameo part for Bill Nighy, furtively stuffing the comment down the back of his sofa, because he hates big pants.
Dave: I've got the bus one... but there was a Stonehenge one as well... wasn't there? This is bcoming a nightmare... the comment has run off with Stonehenge...
Nick: Bill Nighy... swooooon....
Sx
There was a Stonehenge one. I'll see if I kept a copy and send it again, shall I?
Dave: Thank you! I have received it!!
SX
It screamed at me as I opened the biscuit tin this afternoon, quite ruined my cup of Earl Grey.
I am both disturbed and happy for I have found the knitting pattern in question and will be forwarding it forthwith.
I could've sworn that I saw it on the side of a bus in Minneapolis, but I'd been drinking, so my memory can't be trusted...
Pearl
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Really a very nice post..........
Plumber North Sydney
Miss Scarlett! It's now popped on over at Xl's blog!!!!
:O
Apologies!! I haven't answered these comments.
Eryl: Oh blimey, the comment has gone aural - keep it quiet before it turns itself into a song or a jingle.
Kerry: Is the pattern for a fetching pair of socks? I need new socks.
Pearl: Oh gracious... it's been seen on a London bus as well... so your eyes were not deceiving you.
Daniel: Err... yes but have you seen the comment on your stop-cock?
UTE: Hello and Welcome!!! Thank you for the heads up - I will investigate.
Sxx
UTE: The comment looks to be well focused on its objectives!
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