Sunday, 6 March 2011

Meanwhile....

...news is coming in from far and wide regarding the errant missing comment : "Please can you make it wear big pants. And a knitting pattern would be nice."
First off it found it's way into a comment from Miss Norma on Infomaniac.
It quickly spread around the blogosphere and was next seen loitering in 2005 on Wendy's blog, HERE.
But the most disturbing news is from Mr XL who claims to have seen the comment on the telly, and he sent me this evidence:


Who knows where this will end... I now have a disturbing vision of the missing comment blurting itself out on Question Time, making the headlines in the Financial Times and embarrassing me even further...

LATEST NEWS: Another sighting has just come in from MJ


It appears that the comment has well and truly escaped the internet. It has mutated and is spreading across the globe...



Oh crikey....

Latest Update 7th March - just in from Princess...


Who says: I have found your missing comment lurking in my fabric stash....
The poor little thing was curled up looking rather exhausted from a long journey
What would you like me to do with it now?


And this picture from Mr Auty...


...who says of the comment: It's taken up diplomacy at the highest levels.
Let's just hope that the comment never meets Prince Andrew...

FINAL UPDATE: Last two then, as I think it's time to move on to new posts and comments [missing or otherwise]. Dave has spotted the missing comment making itself at home here...


...and finally, the comment has now been made into a film - as spotted by MJ....


Nick has all the insider gossip on this and has dropped hints that Victoria Wood and Penelope Wilton are starring, whilst Bill Nighy merely features, which is a shame cos I like Bill Nighy...

48 comments:

fairyhedgehog said...

As long as no one knows who's to blame...

'Petra said...

Did we see it on Gaddaffis shirt in one of those Libyan pride marches?

Scarlet Blue said...

Fairyhedgehog: I have no idea how any of this happened. I am now taking legal action to dissociate myself from the comment.
I have Max Clifford on line 2...

Petra: I do hope not. It is becoming a hideous headache.

Sx

Nikos said...

Could be worse, the young lad might have been dressed in a chicken costume like I am now.

xsN

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Nikos: I thought you were going to go to the festival as a Kangaroo? I had high hopes for you.
Sx

MJ said...

I saw it at church this morning!

Check your email in a few minutes...I'm sending you proof.

Scarlet Blue said...

MJ: Oh my goodness.. I will have to steady my nerves with a quick cigarette. It seems that the comment has well and truly escaped the internet. It has mutated and is spreading across the globe...
Sx

Scarlet Blue said...

I am adding all further sightings to this post...
Sx

xl said...

I am shocked! I thought MJ attended Our Lady Of The Night church!

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr XL: The comment has now spread to bakery products... I'm going to be eating my words...
I think there is an Infomanic Chapel in the Infomaniac Manor... close to the beauty salon.
SX

Dave said...

You aren't supposed to start a sentence with the word 'and'. You will be forever remembered as The Girl Who Broke The Rules Of Grammar.

Princess said...

I'll shall be keenly keeping an eye out for it Downunder Miss Scarlet... It may well have been parading at Mardi Gras Last evening in Sydney...
there were some people there refusing to wear bigger pants...

MJ said...

CAKE!!!

nick said...

I'm told the missing comment was entirely responsible for the partial collapse of the Vodaphone service last week. Apparently it blew into an important microchip junction and caused the adjoining chip pan to catch fire.

I'm reliably informed that despite the comment going missing, it did ultimately wear big pants and felt a lot better for it.

63mago said...

Maybe your comment is responsible for all the youtube-trouble?

nursemyra said...

May i have the piece of cake with "knitting" written on it?

63mago said...

Took me some effort to undo the ramifications of your comment, Madame!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

I thought that comment had appeared as part of a navigation solution in my patented portable crop circle generator this morning, but, in fact, it actually said: "Please can you make it water big plants. And a knitting pattern would be nice" which is code for "turn left in 20 yards are descend to 150 feet."
You can imagine my relief!

wendy house said...

Get that free-running cat Bobo (whiska's advert) on the case, he could track down a comment in the most akward of places.

Pat said...

And at least two of us can't publish photos from Picasa. Suddenly.
Is that the fault of the pesky MC?

LL Cool Joe said...

I bet Lady Gaga will use this comment in her next song. I mean she steals everything that Madonna has ever done so why not you as well?

Lulu LaBonne said...

It appear on my toast this morning - I looked at it and said 'Jesus!'

Happy Frog and I said...

I saw it on the side of the No. 5 double decker bus as it creaked past my house. Word is spreading.

The Unbearable Banishment said...

This is going to be hard to swallow but I have a birthmark that says exactly that. Truly.

normadesmond said...

this is thrilling!

kyknoord said...

It's ALIVE!

Scarlet Blue said...

NOOOOOOOOO.....
I lost my comment replies.
Sx

Scarlet Blue said...

And Dave: Wot?

Princess: Be careful that it doesn't find it's way onto one of your quilts.

MJ: A fabulous cake!

Nick: I'm just wondering what will happen when my missing comment meets another missing comment. Will there be romance? Will they spawn a pair of frilly knickers and a crocheted bed jacket?

Mr Mags: My solicitor has advised me not to comment on this.

Miss Nurse: I will cut you the appropriate slice.

Mr Mags: Can you work a similar miracle on Picassa?

Mr Devine: Out of curiosity where would please make it wear a knitting pattern. And big pants would be nice take you.

Sx

Scarlet Blue said...

Wendy: I love that advert, but there is an even better one - watch this space. It's very new and I haven't checked if it's on Youtube yet.

Pat: Oh crikey. My solicitor and Max Clifford are urging me to keep quiet - they fear more missing comments.

Mr Cool: Ha!!! That wouldn't surprise me. And Lady Gaga could do with a pair of big pants...

Lulu: Oh crikey - it has turned to another religion.

Happy froggy: I was watching telly yesterday and caught a snippet of the Conservative Party conference on the news. David Cameron was standing on his podium, waxing lyrical about 'broken Britain', and behind him, instead of the Conservative Party slogan, was my missing comment.
If anyone has a picture of this then please post it here.

Mr Banish: I am so sorry that the comment has captured you.

Miss Norma: It has escaped and it causing chaos across the globe. The world will never be the same.

Mr Kinky: It's alive and last seen heading for South Africa, just after being elegantly embroidered onto Kate Middleton's wedding gown.

Sx

Scarlet Blue said...

Apologies for typos... too many to mention here!
Sx

Princess said...

Dear Miss Scarlet,
I have found your Missing Comment Darling. I gave me quite a fright hiding in my fabric stash....

you should have mail about now....

Kate Lord Brown said...

Love it, Miss Scarlet. Will print the first one out and stick it on the fridge. Cake reminds me of a friend who makes biscuits with the word 'Arse' embossed. Suggested she calls them Teatime Tourettes - sure your cake would go down well x

Autolycus said...

It's taken up diplomacy at the highest levels:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/64s3kg7

Scarlet Blue said...

Princess: You poor thing - it must have given you quite a shock!

Kate: I would check the first edition of your book if I were you... you never know where that comment is lurking...

Mr Auty: Actually, Prince Andrew could get away with using this comment and nobody would bat an eyelid...

Sx

There is news that the comment could be made into a film - more news on this later....

Dave said...

Hmph. My pictures not good enough for you, eh?

*storms off in a huff*

Scarlet Blue said...

Dave: I am saving yours and MJ's for tomorrow!!!
SXXX

Dave said...

Hmmm.

nick said...

Ooh, I'm looking forward to the film. I'm sure Penelope Wilton will be in it. And Victoria Wood. And maybe a cameo part for Bill Nighy, furtively stuffing the comment down the back of his sofa, because he hates big pants.

Scarlet Blue said...

Dave: I've got the bus one... but there was a Stonehenge one as well... wasn't there? This is bcoming a nightmare... the comment has run off with Stonehenge...

Nick: Bill Nighy... swooooon....

Sx

Dave said...

There was a Stonehenge one. I'll see if I kept a copy and send it again, shall I?

Scarlet Blue said...

Dave: Thank you! I have received it!!
SX

Eryl said...

It screamed at me as I opened the biscuit tin this afternoon, quite ruined my cup of Earl Grey.

K said...

I am both disturbed and happy for I have found the knitting pattern in question and will be forwarding it forthwith.

Pearl said...

I could've sworn that I saw it on the side of a bus in Minneapolis, but I'd been drinking, so my memory can't be trusted...

Pearl

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Ute said...

Miss Scarlett! It's now popped on over at Xl's blog!!!!

:O

Scarlet Blue said...

Apologies!! I haven't answered these comments.

Eryl: Oh blimey, the comment has gone aural - keep it quiet before it turns itself into a song or a jingle.

Kerry: Is the pattern for a fetching pair of socks? I need new socks.

Pearl: Oh gracious... it's been seen on a London bus as well... so your eyes were not deceiving you.

Daniel: Err... yes but have you seen the comment on your stop-cock?

UTE: Hello and Welcome!!! Thank you for the heads up - I will investigate.

Sxx

Scarlet Blue said...

UTE: The comment looks to be well focused on its objectives!
Sx