Wednesday, 20 April 2011

How Do You Do It?

Apologies, I have been unwell for a week, but feeling better now. Apparently it's Easter this weekend, which means it's the annual Crème Egg Festival at chez Blue. This is a private occasion, but this brief clip should give you a clue as to what will be going on.



Yes, that's right, I have abandoned reading Tarot cards in favour of reading crème. If you would like a fresh crème reading then please put your name on the list.
Thank you. And Happy Easter!!!

P.S I will be busy next week as I have a wedding to attend.

60 comments:

MJ said...

First!

Yes, please put me on your Crème Egg list!

I must run and tell Mitzi!

nursemyra said...

That Taurus is quite the flirt isn't he?

Scarlet Blue said...

MJ: I think it could end up being a sticky business...

Miss Nurse: The all seeing Crème is telling me that you are a dunker like me.

Sx

Chairman Bill said...

How can it take a week to prepare to attend a wedding, unless you are the bride?

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Chairman: I am a flower girl in an alternative version of the Royal wedding to be performed through the medium of interpretive puppetry on a fire damaged pier downwind of Hastings.
I need to rehearse.
Sx

Nikos said...

I really do prefer tasseomancy, but it would be rude of me not to partake in dribbling disgusting sticky white and yellow glutinous syrup down my chin and clean shirt - so count me in please!

xsN

Chairman Bill said...

Ah yes, forgot there's a royal wedding. That must be why we've got all this extra holiday - although holiday is somewhat of an unnecessary luxury when you're unemployed. Every day is a holiday for me.

Chairman Bill said...

|security word is Trogize. Is that to make something Welsh?

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Nikos: Show me your sediments; I am all eyes.

Mr Chairman: Unemployed? Time Rich is how I like to refer to myself during slack times.
And there have been slack times.

Sx

Dave said...

I find them too sickly for my tastes. You're welcome to have mine, any day.

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Chairman: Trogize is the common language spoken by a large community of mutes on Bishops Rock.
I hope this helps.
Sx

Scarlet Blue said...

Dave: Thank you. You have a fine stock of Crème.
Sx

Dave said...

That's what all the girls say.

xl said...

Please put me down for an egging!

The Unbearable Banishment said...

Would love to see you spreading flower petals in the breeze. I don't suppose we can hope for a photo?

Yes, read my crème please.

Pat said...

I wondered where you were. Hope you are better.
Your wedding?

Lucien Modo said...

I prefer a goose egg.

RE: The Wedding,
You should suggest to the bride that she should get the groom to take her up the funicular railway after they've tied the knot... there are two to choose from, though there is a terrible smell of the fishing fleet from one.

eroswings said...

Get Well Soon!

I'm up for some cream fun!

And Have fun at the wedding!!!

Scarlet Blue said...

Dave: And all the girls love a sailor. I don't know why I make mention of this other than it seems appropriate.

Mr XL: Did I tell you that I once starred as Humpty Dumpty in a pantomime? Regrettably, there are no photographs in existence. But I learnt some good egg jokes. They would crack your sides.

Mr Banish: Did you know that you have glitter in your Crème? Always a good omen... does a flat-bottomed Venetian rowing boat feature in your near future?
I will see if I can get a snap of the petal strewing.

Pat: I am feeling a lot better, though not 100%!
No, not my wedding, all hats can stay in their boxes!

Mythical Modo: The bride will take pleasure in being winched up the cliff by her bottom towrope - just in time for a fresh portion of cockles and mussels.
It is a family tradition. How did you know?

Sx

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Swings: I always enjoy a Crème egg at easter. I will be dunking whilst watching the Royal Wedding.
Are you getting coverage in the States?
Sx

Pearl said...

Things just keep getting weirder, don't they?

Not feeling well myself, Scarlet, and going for answers in two hours. Ask the oracle that is the creme egg what I can expect...

Pearl

Mitzi said...

I have such fond memories of laying a clutch on stage at the Vauxhall to the tune of the Birdie Song. I used to leave the wrapper on and throw them into the audience afterwards. I had the eggs-factor!

Clyde said...

Sounds like a big week in the old town----
You would think that if you could come up with a mock wedding for next week, that you might be able to find a nice playful crusifiction or reserection for the weekend----there could be more cream after a reserection

savannah said...

i needed an excuse to wear one of my parisienne hats, sugar! oh well, perhaps, i'll just wear my favorite anyway! but i digress, yes, please read my eggs! *snickering* xoxoxoxo

(OH.MY.GAWD. vw: lunar)

Ponita in Real Life said...

Here it is all about the goo...

They are, however, much too sticky sweet for me... makes my teeth ache. I much prefer mini eggs, thank you very much.

Can you do a reading of mini eggs??

xl said...

PS: I would certainly appreciate it if the egg reading could help select the winning lotto numbers.

Nota Bene said...

Hurrah for Creme Eggs. Am off to Hastings right now to check out the alternate Royal wedding - I like to be early for everything

Lucien Modo said...

Pot of green lip mussels and a pint at the Dolphin inn?

Scarlet Blue said...

Pearl: The Crème egg tells me that you should put down the bacon donut NOW!!! It also says to give your friend, Mary, a couple of Crème eggs for Easter. I hope this helps.

Mitzi: Are you yolking?
On first reading I thought you were admitting to playing fast and loose with a clutch on a Vauxhall Viva... obviously I am not 100% well yet!

Mr Clyde: Tut, tut, Mr Clyde, those are mucky thoughts!

Savvy: Your eggs are telling me that everybody misses your postings... and that you are going to have a fab Easter.

Ponita: I love this recent series of ads... think THIS ONE is my fav.
Your mini eggs inform me that it's time for Ponita to put her feet up and enjoy a bit of pampering.

Mr XL: Winning lotto numbers for the next draw are... possibly... 34, 21, 28, 40, 37, 1
I hope this helps.

Nota Bene: We need a groom. Could you fill in?

Mythical Modo: Indeed this is the wedding breakfast menu, which will be followed by a tour of St Clements Caves; a labyrinth of tunnels previously used by the blood-thirsty villains. We have been warned that there is a surprise round every corner. But I doubt it. As usual it will finish on a high note with Auntie Brenda and Uncle Terry doing the Argentine Tango to Michael Jackon's Thriller.
I promise to get photo's... or maybe I'll just steal the wedding video.

Sx

63mago said...

Leo, gemini, sagitarius, taurus ... where are the other three quarters? What would virgins do?
Ach ... your small blacks are such a tempting view,
(any other rhyms popping up to a gentle blues will not be noted down, here) there and evrywhere ... shoot me. Where's Hastings? I hope they learned how to attach the rope to the winding bride after all these tries with the cockle mussle - jippie!

normadesmond said...

sorry, those creme eggs are
revolting to me, so you eat mine.

nick said...

I'm sorry but the terms of my contract forbid any product placement. I therefore can make no comment on the product to which you refer, the extremely delicious but extortionately expensive C**** E**s.

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Mags: There are other zodiac readings in this advert series... but I went for my favourite.
Hastings is in East Sussex - home of the television... or so the Welcome to Hastings sign would have us believe.
AND on October 14, 1066, William the Conqueror was victorious at the Battle of Hastings.

Miss Norma: Now there's an offer!

Nick: Interesting, as your Crème is suggesting that you are indeed a cautious character.
Even now, whilst reading this comment, is it true that you are wearing rubber gloves and a gabardine mac as you listen to Freddie and the Dreamers?

Sx

LL Cool Joe said...

Don't eat too many eggs or you won't fit into your Wedding outfit! Or are you one of these lucky people that can eat what you like and not gain any weight?

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Cool: I wish!!! And the older I get the harder it is to keep trim.

Sx

TechnoBabe said...

Glad you are better now. Sorry you have been under the weather lately.

nick said...

Scarlet - Goodness, is this a flirtation? What was their biggest hit now, You Were Made For Me?

I would never touch a C**** E** without rubber gloves, wellington boots, eye protectors and a wet suit. Anything could be lurking inside those innocent chocolate capsules.

wendy house said...

I'll be Goblin' some on the C*****y Heath as part of a symbolic pagan teeth-rotting ritual. Back to basics and all that.

63mago said...

The Smithsonian also has thoughts about creme eggs.

Macy said...

A wedding?? I have a picture of you strolling up the aisle with a little basket of EGGS, creaming everyone..

Scarlet Blue said...

Macy: Indeed - and not to be broadcast on the BBC, but possibly shown on a less salubrious channel.
SX

Scarlet Blue said...

Wendy: We must keep the economy afoat and this includes keeping all the dentists in business.

Mr Mags: I will choose one of these recipes for breakfast tomorrow - I have my eye on Cadbury Eggs Benedict.

Sx

Scarlet Blue said...

I am doing things from the bottom up today, I thought it would make a nice change.

Techybabes: Thank you! I am feeling much improved.

Nick: This sounds like the perfect outfit for the alternative wedding video that will be shown on the less than salubrious televion channel that I mentioned in my reply to Macy.
I will mail you the details of the shoot location and will hopefully see you tomorrow.

Sx

63mago said...

Bottom up sounds nice.

nick said...

Ooh, I'll be there. What spiffing fun. Will the video be anything like the T Mobile Royal Wedding video?

BEAST said...

I dont like Creme Eggs.Yuk.
But I would like to go on the creme egg reading list please.
Are you holding Kates train ???

BEAST said...

Oh and by the way I am a Taurus :-)

Kevin Musgrove said...

I'm still waiting for my Creme Black Pudding...

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Mags: 'Bottom Up' is my calling siren to Mr Beastie - seems like it worked.

Nick: Well you really stole the show, didn't you??? I will be uploading your efforts on Friday... or Saturday.. depending on how lazy I'm feeling.

Mr Beastie: Your Crème has been contaminated with banana puree. It is lumpen with yellow bits. I will have to put it through a strainer and get back to you.
I will be looking after Kate's bustle. It will need regular plumping.

Kev: It can be arranged!! Probably would make a loverly wedding breakfast.

Sx

63mago said...

Found omething, but don't know whether it's what you meant. I do not know this film, sorry.
Link here.

KEVIN JACKSON said...

Ms S, I'll be watching the wedding until I see you ...
then grabbing brolly, it'll be off to the pub.

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Mags: Oops, I was reading comments from my phone last night and thought that your comment was on your blog and answered you there!!
Easily done...
But yes, this was the film I was thinking of.

Mr Kevin: I have just come across my bottom on one of your art review posts!!! [June 2010]
I see my bottom in a different light now!!
I will do my best not to upstage the bride.

Sx

63mago said...

You already did me, but thanks for the repeat!

63mago said...

Say dear Scarlet, wasn't here talk about a video of you - or did I understand it totally wrong?

Kane said...

Scarlet, how are you? I was looking at your calligraphy and they look beautiful. Wow, I didn't know it was art.

As for the photos that I use to accompany my stories, I find them on the Internet. I have some links already of art galleries or website that contain paintings that generally appeal to me.

I choose an artwork that I feel best represents the mood of the story I am telling.

How are you? You have been gone for a while. =)

Kane

Scarlet Blue said...

Mr Mags: Apologies! I have lost the plot of this post!
I will have to write a new one!

Kane: Hello!
I love your pics... I am well... just a bit busy fiddling with my nibs. I will be back soon.

Sx

Dave said...

It is, indeed, about time we had a new post.

Scarlet Blue said...

...tomorrow or Friday...
Sx

LL Cool Joe said...

I can understand why fiddling with your nibs is more enjoyable than writing a blog post, but still I think it's time for a break you know? ;)

Scarlet Blue said...

Indeed, it is time for a break.
Sx