Just a very quick heads up; Rog over at Norfolk 'n Good is cycling 175 miles next week across the Pennines on "The Way of the Roses" and is seeking sponsorship in aid of Ovarian Cancer Action in memory of our much missed Blogger heroine Kaz. To donate, please go HERE
And, poor ol' Macy [not so ol'] has had a heart attack; she is recovering but gifts of grapes and cucumbers will be much appreciated.
I posted this on my emergency Wordpress blog the other day, but thought it was worth putting up here as well. I am feeling sore plummed after all the Wordpress faffing - though the upside of this is that my avatar now appears on all Wordpress blogs - not quite sure how I managed that... anyhow, I am still in the process of relieving Mr Beastie of his knickers... but lo', what is this... it looks like someone has been up his back passage before me....
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Naughty Miss Roses has been there before me...
Right, I'm liking this tune so I'm going to listen to it...


42 comments:
...no, I don't know what sore plummed means either...
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So glad that Blogger seems to be behaving itself at the moment. (I know, favourite last words). I wish Macy a good recovery and the charity fund raisers the best of luck. I hope the knicker situation is resolved to everyone's satisfaction. :-)
Plums as in knackers?
I will ask you to desist in spreading these heinous rumours. I have been no where near Beast's back passage.
What do you think I am? A banana?
Just out to buy some cucumbers. Anything else whilst in Tesco's?
I love you.
Our version of the commercial is much shorter, hardly has the music at all.
Have you any confirmation of the shorts' rightful owner? If not, I might even lay claim to them myself. In fact I'm sure it's the pair I mislaid on Paignton beach in 1969. So hand 'em over and no more nonsense.
I'm liking that tune too. Great film clip
Word verification: backside
As usual I am not allowed to the dangerous and moralundermining videos you link here! I am sure Roses can explain all and everything.
"peach brush cotton negligee with feather trimmings"
"pink fluffy dressing gown"
Well ...
GB recommended that track to me, too. I feel like I should be paying attention to this band.
*concentrates*
What a delightful entry for Eurovision Miss Scarlett...
I 'll bee keeping my eyes glued to the telly awaiting your performance.
Might I suggest a quick peek under Roses Pink Fluffy when seeking Elf Shorts...
Oh. Dear. God.
People, I need more warning than this if you're going to be examining me, under my pink, fluffy dressing gown.
I've got to get the clippers out.
Happyfroggy: Stay tuned, froggy, for more green knicker action...
Mitzi: Or plumes as in fountains?
Roses: CAUGHT RED HANDED!!!
Mr Cool: ...as a cucumber [see what I did there?]
Dave: Er...moving swiftly on...
Mr XL: I think this is the xtra bit added on if you buy the original advert on DVD...?
Nick: You may one day become the rightful owner as there will be a competition to win them... it all gets very exciting and highly competitive. I believe I should have won them last time... hence all this kerfuffle.
Ms Nurse: We obviously both have good taste!
Naughty WV...
Mr Mags: Can you never watch Youtubes here? I can see yours... you should be entitled to see mine.
Yes, Roses has constructed a very good cover story...
Chris: More good taste! It is becoming abundant here!
Princess: I will let you do the honours otherwise people might talk...
Roses: I suggest an appointment at the Infomaniac house of hair and beauty.
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Just keep on showing me yours, dear Scarlet, one day it will work!
I know what you really meant!
Shall I send XL over to fluff Macy's pillows?
What sort of footwear will you team those pants with Scarls?
Mr Mags: It's a deal!
Mitzi: Yes! You can understand how exhausting my life is with all the plumage I have to shimmy. Plus singing in French takes a lot of concentration.
MJ: I think Mr XL has been and proved his mettle. You have trained him well.
Lulu: Thigh high velveteen green kitten heeled boots would seem like a good choice... though perhaps somewhat conservative. Suggestions are welcome.
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Late to the party, as usual... I'll be over here, dabbing up the crumbs and stealing drinks...
Pearl
p.s. And running by Macy's, the poor thing...
Awww ...! Scarlet dancing!
just dropping by to say hello, miss scarlet! have a fantabulous red lipstick day!
Your a wicked woman Miss Scarlet . Knicking the knickers was bad enough . But blaming poor Miss Roses and driving the woman to an emergency brazilian is just too much
With you Mr BEAST ... wicked wicked wicked.
Ms Roses is Innocent, no knicker knicker she.
Ms S! gasp! There's calligraphy, there's the word, and there's beauty and truth. Washing line thieving is an ART. I'm drunk with SHOCK ... such mischief, and from am alumni of Chelsea School of Art too
Kevin as much as you are absolutely correct in that I am no knicker knicker...ummm...I'd be careful using the 'i' word next to my name.
Beast....it itches now. The stubble.
Arrrgh.
Pearl: I am late to my own party!
Mr Mags: Good innit?
Ms Gypsywoman: Hello to you to!
If only you knew how many hours I've spent serching for the perfect red lipstick... I found it... it was by Yardly... and then they went bust and I had to start my search afresh.
Mr Beastie: Tsk. Look at the drips on that letter. I DO NOT DRIP!!! Or leave stains of any description.
Mr Kevin: Ha! I'm not strictly alumni, as I quit... therefore I'm still a little rough around the edges and still don't know the appropriate wine to buy for a private view!
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Miss Roses: I can recommend the butterstick treatment at the Infomaniac house of beauty. Please make an appointment asap.
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Invite her to the butterstick treatment, Scarlet, it's Roses b-day.
Mr Mags: It is indeed... I think she deserves a cake to go with her butterstick treatment.
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CAKE!
It's no good Mr Mags, you can shout CAKE at the top of your voice but Mistress MJ is play tennis on her Binatone games console.
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Kirschkuchen ...
I love XL's shot of you on your sidebar in The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!!!
Did someone mention cake?
I also like your "Blogging News" font on the title of this post.
So much to see here!
Mr Mags: Yummy!
MJ: x3
Mr XL has done me proud... chasing me over hills and down valleys, through hedges and abandoned quarries... just to get this shot.
Definitely need cake after all that activity.
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Hedges?
Did Mr. XL get stuck in your bush?
...he was secured there by some finely woven netting...
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I've found the cake. It was hidden in Scarlet's broom cupboard. Chocolate, marzipan, walnuts and strawberries. Pure heaven! And it's all mine.
Love it!
P.S.
drumk txt me
Nick: You can have all of it bar the chocolate.
Mr Coppens: Tsk. Predictive text has been hijacking my Facebook updates again...
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