I was aiming for this... [thank you MR XL for the pic...]
...but I sank...
Anyhow, I am now taking a blogging break. The next time I post here I will have these!!!!
Oh yes I will!!!
***mad witch pantomime cackle***
Thursday, 5 May 2011
My Bird Bath
Been a bit of a busy week what with one thing or another [THE wedding and the shooting of Bin Laden] and I have been very neglectful of this blog... I still have no remarkable insights to post here... I have been doing a fair bit of calligraphy and I've also been taking my clothes off for MJ for her gorgeous gams competition...
I was aiming for this... [thank you MR XL for the pic...]
...but I sank...
Anyhow, I am now taking a blogging break. The next time I post here I will have these!!!!
Oh yes I will!!!
***mad witch pantomime cackle***
I was aiming for this... [thank you MR XL for the pic...]
...but I sank...
Anyhow, I am now taking a blogging break. The next time I post here I will have these!!!!
Oh yes I will!!!
***mad witch pantomime cackle***
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ooh how exciting that you get to wear the elf shorts. How about accessorising them with Elfin Kinky Boots? http://tinyurl.com/654qr3j
Roxy: They are fab!
I have to steal the shorts from Mr Beastie first... and then a shopping spree will be in order.
Sx
I think Miss Scarlet vs Beast will make SEALs vs Osama look like a tea party!
Mr XL: I can assure you that there has been plenty of plotting and scheming and talking to nice men in back passages.
Sx
Well, er... enjoy the break. Although I'm not sure those pants are going to be much protection now the weather's taken a turn in the direction of some overdue precipitation.
Still, farmers'll be pleased. And they'll welcome the rain.
Mr Dotts: ...but these are magical pants...
All will be revealed...?!
Sx
Well the tootsies are pretty.
I think the whole flippin' world is taking a blogging break - except me - but just you wait till June and then you'll be sorry!
What rain?
Pat: Yep, it is quiet at the moment... I heard a rumour that Dr Maroon was going to turn up somewhere... but alas, no.
We've had rain here! Plenty of it!
SX
Can't wait to see you in the magic pants - the one's I bought turned out to be duds I hope yours are more successful xxx
My Mother, bless, was asking during News at 10 last night, why the Americans trained seals to kill bothersome men with long beards.
I was hoping to find the answer here but never mind,
xsN
Lulu: These are not just any Magic knickers... these are the Freakin' Green Elf Magic knickers...
I will send them on to you next, Lulu. Don't worry.
Mr Nikos: Then nobody has seen fit to give me or your mother a decent answer to this pertinent question. I am still confused.
SX
Presently, you are leading in the "creative" division of the Gorgeous Gams Competition.
Elfin bloomers.
I just can't keep up with fashion.
Pearl
MISS SCARLET!
You fiend !
You have a lot of explaining to do
Texas is almost as large as Pakistan. Just saying in case one is looking for a hideout.
use those pixie shorts with care, they look like they could inflict severe injury on the weak minded, x
The FGE shorts! I was beginning to think they'd disappeared forever.(Scarlet, do dry all the bubbles off before you wear the FGES, otherwise the dye may run.)
You look fabulous even when you've sunk!
Good lord!
If anyone can rock those shorts it's you.
Thank you for all those wedding photos, my entire picture of current affairs comes via pinterest now. If it hadn't been for you I'd have had no idea how lovely the bride was or that Fergie's daughters are such a chip off the old block.
Mad witch pantomime cackles are very underrated. I'm glad to hear one in use here - Even if I may have to re-do TFGES Map again!
Have I?
WV is 'oupear' - A very English au pair?
I like the look of those fabulous shorts. :-)
According to Clarissa, Maroon is ever to hand, but then a chap I used to model with is said to be her father. There may be the odd flight of fancy, or a meringue?
So you're about to transform into Peter Pan (or Cliff Richard, as he is otherwise known)?
You already know what I think about your adorable naked feet. I could hardly sleep last night, thinking about them.
MJ: Indeed, it appears that the gorgeous gams competition is reaching an exciting climax.
Infomaniac is becoming renowned for exciting climaxes.
Pearl: And you maybe in with a chance of winning this very pair.
Mr Beastie: Sorry??? What??? No, it's no good, you've lost me. Haven't a clue what you could be referring to.
Mr XL: I will be hiding in plain sight... I will be moving in with Mr C. Not that I have any reason to hide.
Wendy: I think they will be deadly when teamed with my head hugging green helmet.
Dinah: They may have to undergo a cleansing fabreze treatment after being with Mr Beastie...
Fairyhedgehog: You are very kind!
Miss Nurse: I know!
Eryl: I love Pinterest... it's a very naughty addiction, although I was a little wrong footed when the Americans started asking me questions about British wedding etiquette... I suggested peach satin as being the ideal material for bridesmaid dresses and then they left me alone.
Mr Devine: Errr... sorry!
*Another mad witch pantomime cackle to cheer you up*
Happyfroggy: Now you would look even greener if you won the shorts!!
Pat: I can't keep up with Mrs P, and there seem to be a lot of chaps vying for her attention - I had high hopes for Egon Torst... but that all ended up being scrambled.
Mr Chairman: Will you be my Wendy?
Dave: You wait till you see my naked wrists then!
Sx
Be still my trembling heart.
Yes, providing there's a house of that name. By the way - change those tiles; so 80s.
Dave: That's not your trembling heart... that's a low flying aeroplane.
Mr Chairman: I would take offence at the aspersions you are casting on my tiles... but I am renting, and they wouldn't be my first choice either.
I'd like white Victorian brick tiles... bit like this and a colonial shower from Fired Earth. I can dream.
Sx
My mother has got those brick tiles in her kitchen, they look awful and makes the place look like a victorian shit house.
Did you see her in todays paper shopping in Waitrose?
Ah - that's better. Tasteful! A bit like the tiles in my local pub, which I hasten to add has recently been refurbished in a most excellent style that I wish to emulate in the house build.
you're not haley mills?
For someone taking a blogging break, you're being extremely loquacious. And I have to remind you that only fully-certified elves are entitled to sport elfin garments, so you could be in trouble.
Ms S, Chairman Bill and yourself can have first refusal on use of my luxury wendy house for pagan pixieness and faerie photography and a special rate. Though you may have to oust a few lost boys first...
Mitzi: Your poor mother! Have the tiles re-installed in the bathroom immediately.
I wonder why Kate doesn't shop online?
Mr Chairman: I once rag-rolled my walls tabacco yellow - you would have approved.
Miss Norma: I'm not Halley's comet either.
Nick: I'm feeling fairly quiet today.
Bad news on Friday has taken the wind out of my sails and just about everything else.
Wendy: Have you gone bats???
Sx
Sorry to hear this, dear Scarlet.
Mr Mags: It's nothing serious. Nobody died. Just a bit of a blow. I may even write a post about it, once I've simmered down!
Sx
Another break?
Enjoy the elf shorts! :D I may have a green cap you can borrow that will go with them. ;)
....and what, pray tell, will you be doing in the FGES?
Do you have any idea how much I crave the velveteen caress of those magical shorts? Slipping into them is like a trip to Las Vegas, because what happens in those shorts, stay in those shorts.
I shall never forget what I did in them..and what they did to me...and if the batteries hadn't died in my Camcorder, you might have been able to watch some of the tamer stuff from the first 2 hours on YouTube? Maybe it's just as well?
I look forward to your spirited hijinx, but be warned, once they're on, you're "ON", and we all know that ON is the opposite of NO.
Just sayin'
The colour would clash with my hair. I'm not sure redheads should wear that shade of green. Makes them look evil.
Scarls... this promise that "all will be revealed"...it won't be a video will it??
Looks tropical behind the washing. Is that bowl for your pet alligator? The green's all right for red heads, though the magenta is really evil.
Mr Cool: I need breaks... tea breaks, lunch breaks, chocolate breaks, breaks to sunnier climes.. and breakfast!!!
Thank you for the offer of the cap... by the time I've finished I will look like the jolly green midget.
Mr Coppens: You make the shorts sound like the ring in Lord of the Rings! I shall look forward to feeling their power.
Madame D: I admit I have had the red put back in my hair as I looked drained without it... I have some deep red, so I'm hoping I'll be able to get away with this shade of green... and they are velveteen.
Macy: There maybe a cartoon 'flick' book to purchase. I am frantically drawing as I type.
Mr Kevin: This pic was taken in Mr Beastie's garden and I dread to think what kind of pets he keeps hostage... possibly a Yeti of some description.
I should update this post.
...you are correct about Magenta - she is a horror.
Sxx
Perhaps a notation can be added to the FGES Map indicating which holders were ginger?
Hi Scarlet! Blogger is back! But is it safe to put up posts, I wonder? Some of the comments on my blog are still missing.
Mr XL: Tsk. Okay... I give in... BUT I am RED.
Nick: Well that was all a bit of a kerfuffle!!
Pleased to be home!!
SXXX
The green trousers will be a nice contrast to the red head!
Always again a bit of a shock to understand and realize that one meets these wounderful people only because a ton of electrons jump the right way. I hope they do not realize the power they have over us humans.
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