Tuesday, 29 December 2009

A Bit Of Stuffing Between Christmas And New Year

During the festive period I imagine that many instruments have been used, left unwashed and then abandoned. Many of these instruments may have needed batteries. I recommend that all used instruments are disposed of in a sensible manner. Please place your used instruments in this bag with a full and concise description of what your instrument was used for. And whether it was fun. And please mention if it was used for basting the turkey.

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Happy Christmas!

I've been trying to get into the Christmas spirit, which is a big ask this year for many of us. Anyhow, if there's one tune guaranteed to make me want to hug everyone and go all fuzzy and a bit dribbly, then it's this one...

Happy Christmas to everyone, let's hope next year's a good one.

...Blimey, last year I was flashing my knickers at Santa and relieving him of his sack. This year I'm not even sure I've got the energy to sweep my chimney to smooth his passage...

Thursday, 17 December 2009

Smeg And Nekkid Showers...

Well what a palaver. What can I say... during the past month I have spent at least a week sleeping on the floor of an empty house - no fridge, no furniture etc... it was very hard, but not in a good way. And then, when I finally moved to Devon, the phones weren't connected. Eventually heads will roll. I am not good at suffering. I am good at temper tantrums.
Anyhow, enough of the whinging... the good news is that the Smeg survived....

...but there's still nothing in it...

Is the floor cleaner, Mr Jimmy?

....and I have a question for those who use proper shower cubicles: Do you clean your shower cubicle nekkid?
I do.